A random moving staircase?

Serenity fell asleep.
IN THE MIDDLE OF IT.
Gnomes fell over on the stairs, so she was safe.

The nerds came and kidnapped her. xD

[S...Seriously?]
Serenity woke up and went.. "What the freak am I dreaming cause this is NOT COOL!"

[for the lolz.]

"SHE'S AWAKE!" They dropped her off at like, the last staircase to their common room and RANLIKEHELL.

Serenity screamed and ran after them. "PERTIFICUS TORTALUS, JERKS~!" She screamed while pointing her wand at them. She got one in the butt, but the other two curses hit suits of armor.

Then she had a rare stroke of brilliance. "You. Show me to Angel and I'll kiss you." On the cheek. But she didn't say that.

The other non-petrified one saluted and ran into the common room, whispering the password so she couldn't hear.

"TELL ME THE PASSWORD!! I WANNA GET IN THERE!!"

"THAT'S AGAINST THE RULES!" came another yell.

The nerd came back out. "He's in the lavatory."

Serenity grinned and kissed him on the cheek. "THANK YOU!" Then she ran towards the boys lavatory, intending to wait outside for him.

[and it's tomorrow.]

[YOU SUCK EGGS >-< Stupid freaking basketball~!]

Alas, Angel never came...

[fine, just keep going until she figures it out. XD]

Serenity kicked at the door. "C0ME OUT I KNOW YOU ARE IN THEREEEE!" Her voice echoed all the way down the hall, through two common rooms, gryffindor and hufflepuff.

Alas.

Serenity went and kicked the fat lady. "TELL THEM THEY SUCK. THEY SUCK TWO DOUGHNUTS. THEY SUCK TWO DOUGHNUTS AND A HOTDOG!" She stormed back to Ravenclaw common room, mailing chocolates and a valentine card to Angel instead with an inconspicuous school owl, and no address on the outside of the card, but one on the very inside.
[Kard Elddir gave her the insult idea.]

[[Kard never tackled Kelsi. YAY. And he's never going to. She refuses to leave the common room for anything, except for dinner.]]

Serenity was storming off to the hospital wing for some bruise cream while muttering about retail therapy in french.

Serenity sat on the stairs and got all pms-y and cried randomly for the heck of it. >-<
[THIRTY MINUTES. CRWARP.]