The Diagon Alley Trip

[Hahahahaahahahahaha. NOT FUNNY.]
"OOOoooh. So he's not mad at me? Good, cause I never put rat poison on his toothbrush...... XD" Serenity bought exploding peanuts for everybody randomly.

[I know, it's weird! o3o]

"I'll pass, I'm allergic," said Liv, handing them back.

Hahahahahahahahaha funny.]
"Well, I'll eat yours then. Guess what time it is!?!?!!" Serenity dragged them to a huge, brightly colored store that said M-A-C/V-S on it.
Makeup Accessory Center. Plus, the top floor is a Victoria's Secret." Before another word was spoken, she dragged Elroy, Angel, and Liv inside. "I'm taking Liv on a shopping trip. YOU BOYS ARE NOT TO LEAVE. Your staying here to pay. <3 Joking, it's on me. You just make sure we look nice in the makeup.

They don't have a MAC in Diagon Alley. Or a Victoria's Secret. o3o

"When did they add this...?" said Liv. "Uh, I'll stay with them." She quickly linked arms with Angel. He sweatdropped.

[.... That's because Harry Potter isn't gay. So you wouldn't KNOW, because they would have never GONE IN!!!!]
"NO! YOU'RE COMING IN." Serenity linked arms with Olivia and attempted to pull her further towards the 16 kiosks for different makeups. The closest was selling a cheap color changing eyeshadow and a magical zit remover.

case and point

Elroy linked with Angel, then to the door. "PASS!"

There are unmarked stores.


Serenity let go of Liv. "Fine, I'll be out in an hour or so... Meet you at Florean's in an hour!"

[whatever, berri. ._.]

Elroy delinked and ran off. Liv and Angel left, still linked together. "What's with him?" asked Liv.

An hour later Serenity came out of the store with eight plastic bags, three labeled victorias secret, two labeled M-A-C, and three more labeled Magical Makeup. She had sixteen more bags from all other shopping. Serenity put the eight bags in her endless shopping bag that was labeled "BE ECO FRIENDLY, TAKE AN ENDLESS SHOPPING BAG FROM DIAGON ALLEY!" She went over to Floreans and sat down, getting a chocolate smoothie.

Angel and Liv were already there. Liv was eating a pumpkin soft serve thing. Angel wasn't eating.

[ROTFLROTFLROTFLROTFLROTFL. THIS IS PRICELESS.]
"Heya Angel, hiya Livvie! How are you? Wanna see what I got!?!" She fumbled around in the Victoria's secret bag and pulled out three different

Spoiler:

"What do you think? I bought some more stuff, look!" She went in the bag again and pulled out....

Spoiler:

Then Serenity started laughing her head off. "Got it as a joke. Here you go Angel. If you don't want it, go return it. It's worth thirty galleons, so hurry!" Serenity passed it to him. Then she started laughing again and choked on her smoothie.

MAC/Victoria's Secret is a MUGGLE store, my gosh, how is it in DIAGON ALLEY? ._.

Robin raised an eyebrow at the bags of Serenity's.
"Umm... won't those last for a lifetime?" she kinda wrinkled her nose, remembering how once she tried to put on makeup, and it didn't turn out too well. Erm, Kay said it made her look set see.... but she didn't bother.

Kelsi stared at Serenity with an equal look as Robin's.
"Well, well, well. SOMEBODY is the new fashion queen! Erm, well, you've always been..." She did some strangled cough.
"I just need new robes.... Oh, wait- I don't!" Kelsi laughed mockingly.
"I don't grow!!!!"

MAC is revolting. I hear they test their products on animals." Kelsi snapped, and thrust her nose into the air.

Robin's eyes widened.
"CRUELTY TO ANIMALS!!!" Pointing at the bags, she glared.
"I shall rebel against MAC, and then they shall stop torturing poor, innocent animals!!!" She punched the air in a dramatic superman pose, and said very seriously,
"WE SHALL BOYCOTT THIS FOOLISH MUGGLE STORE AND IT'S GOOD-FOR-NOTHING PLASTIC CRUEL CRAP!!!"

Kelsi whispered in Leaf's ear.
"Robin's a vegan big-time."

set see

Stop dictionary dancing, pl0x.

Lavender mouthed, "No. Srsly? :o" sarcastically.

"Don't be an idiot, they do not. I know a muggle who works in the lab facilities. And I got you both something. IT EVEN SAYS NO ANIMAL TESTING. THEY CAMPAIGNED AGAINST IT IN 1992. AND ALSO, FOR YOUR INFORMATION, THESE BAGS ARE NOT M.A.C., THEY ARE MAGICAL ACCESSORIES CENTER!!!!" Serenity handed Robin a big velvet box with a handle on the top, and a zipper opening. Then she handed Kay a magical hairbrush that could untangle anything.

Serenity Rosensteel wrote:Hahahahahahahahaha funny.]
"Well, I'll eat yours then. Guess what time it is!?!?!!" Serenity dragged them to a huge, brightly colored store that said M-A-C/V-S on it.
Makeup Accessory Center. Plus, the top floor is a Victoria's Secret." Before another word was spoken, she dragged Elroy, Angel, and Liv inside. "I'm taking Liv on a shopping trip. YOU BOYS ARE NOT TO LEAVE. Your staying here to pay. <3 Joking, it's on me. You just make sure we look nice in the makeup.

wutnao.

Angel turned red and handed them back. "Nothanks." Liv's ice cream came out of her nose from laughing.

... Is that not what I said? SPAMMER~~
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Serenity rolled her eyes. "Return them yourself, silly. Here's the receipt." She handed him a piece of paper with only his gift on it. "But I'm warning you, there's a fat witch in there who comes out of the dressing rooms wearing a bra and some victoria's secret underwear to show her husband every one. EWWIIIE."

Go to page 11, scroll down. It's there. X3 You totally just contradicted yourself.

MAGICAL ACCESSORIES CENTER

total contradiction, i just so owned you.

Lavender mumbled to herself, "What the hell is a Muggle store doing in Diagon Alley?"

Kelsi sniffed.
"Erm, thanks, Serene!" she grinned and set the brush neatly into her brand new book bag.
"Gosh, I'm going to buy new art supplies."
Robin raised an eyebrow before muttering a small 'thanks...', then turned to Kelsi.
"Sheesh, didn't you already get some last week with Moon?" she questioned with humour in her voice.
"I did, but I need more..." Kelsi responded, grinning.
"Ob ses si on, woman."
"Erm?"

Robin really loved the beautiful velvet box, wondering what was inside it. If it was makeup, she'd maybe just put a bit- but she had to see the no animal-testing tag, first. Besides- this gift was from Serenity. One of her great friends. So she should use it. Even if it means looking...... sexy.....
"O-ME-GA. YOU GOT MAKEUP?! I'M GONNA PUT MAKEUP ON YOU, AND YOU'RE GONNE LOOK LIKE TAYLOR SWIFT WHEN I'M DONE! ONLY REALLY REALLY DARK AND WITH BLUE HAIR!" Kelsi screamed in Robin's ear.
"OW- Kelsi!!! And no, I'm not gonna smother oil on my skin to look like some rich popstar. I'll maybe just put some eyeshadow that blends in with my skin and some mascara!" Robin snapped.
"And some blush, and lipgloss, and eyeliner!"
"You shouldn't be talking, since you never wear makeup..."
"It looks ugly on me."
"We look the same."
"You're prettier."
"Am not. Your eyes are pretty."
"THEY ARE NOT PRETTY."
"Are too."
"Are not."
"Are too."
"Are NOT!"
"They so are, stop acting like some dramatic Bella-clone!!!! WHO KNOWS SHE'S PRETTY, BUT ACTS LIKE SHE DOESN'T THINK SO!"
".......I LOVE my eyes. I LOVE how I look. I LOVE that I'm prettier than you. That better?"
"Don't overdo it, Kelsi."

[ Accessories is plural. Accessory is singular. YOU CAN'T WIN THE TRIAL WITH THAT LITTLE OF EVIDENCE. So not a pwn. It's the exact same thing, just in a different tense.]
"FOR THE LAST DANG TIME, IT'S NOT A MUGGLE STORE. THEY SELL MAGICAL STUFF AS WELL AS NON-MAGICAL MAKEUP. God, your so dense sometimes." Serenity threw away her smoothie. "OOoooh if we're doing makeup, I wanna play!"

[[I also love how Serenity and Lavender are always the ones bickering over stupendous things.]]

[irl I've been to Victoria's Secret/MAC. It's all Muggle stuff, kthx. (Y)

@Kelsi: well, i love to argue. i wanna be a lawyer some day. <3]

Lavender rolled her eyes. "Whatever. I don't like makeup. It's so eww. Sometimes when I go to the Muggle mall I get some Strawberry Sorbet lip gloss from Bath and Body Works, but that's about it. <3"