Boat house

"This isn't off limits. Besides, I asked Fred and George. They said nobody, not even filch, comes in here except for the first and last days of the year. And the first and last days of vacations." Selia sighed, looking at the shiny heels.

"It's the last day of vacation, Selia." Antonio said. He was reading Percy whatever and the Olympians.

Selia suddenly blushed. She just remembered that Percy Jackson, whom she had named as Antonio, maybe/possibly liked Annabeth, who she had named as herself. And, Annabeth *SPOILER*

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*SPOILER* "Oh my shittake mushrooms! GET INSIDE, NOW!"

Fry looked up, confused.
"Why-" He ran inside as fast as possible. Did he just see a bear? No... It was a huge dog. And a cat. What the heck?

On her way here, Selia had dropped one of the jars on the Patil twins' heads, leaving only three left. She hung the rest from the ceiling, making the place really warmer, brighter, and really really cozy. She sat, munching on some toast, while waiting for the others.

[g2g eat dinner,]

Antonio had stayed there for the night, ready Percy Jackson and the Olympians. He was almost finished when Selia arrived.

[[OMG LEN IS SO KAWAIIII

[... my vocaloid fever has caught on. =w=

Hey, Juu-chan, when are you and Gakupo-san tying the knot?]

"Oh, hi Antonio!" Selia yawned, in her usual seat by the window. "Happy New Years!"

"Happy new years eve, Selia." He set the book aside. Antonio had finished the book.

"It still counts as new year's!..So, I got the Patil twins. Their hair is currently on fire." Selia went pale, wondering if he had really read the whole series. More importantly, she wondered if he was a Percabeth fan.

"It's really quite interesting, Selia. This book." He waved it in the air and set it next to him.


Fry entered with Holly.
"Yo!" he exclaimed.


[[So cute. It's true, Rachel is right, all the horrible stuff happens to Len!

"Hi, Fry. And, I'm glad you think it is, Antonio." Selia was blushing furiously.

[I almost [but didn't] cried when I watched Servant of Evil the first time.]

[[Me too.]]

Fry sat next to Antonio.
"You already finished the book? That's just epic, dude."

Antonio mumbled something.

Selia blushed more, convinced he was telling Fry about how Selia liked him and should be stabbed. So, she looked at her shoes.

"What'd you say, Antonio?"

"I said don't call me dude..."

"Oh, ok. ^^"

Selia nearly died of relief.

"So what now, Selia?" asked Fry.
"I have homework. And isn't our job to teach people lessons altogether? Not just one of us?"

"Well, I've done something about the Patil twins, but I think it's high time we did something productive. Like... Humiliating Snape and/or Trelawney. Sorry, Antonio, I know he's probably nice to his house, but they're both downright batty." Selia still looked uncomfortable in clothes similar to yesterday, and was particularly shaking, even though it was finally warm.

Antonio shrugged.
"Mind you, I don't really like Snape either."

Selia grinned. "I do believe you, Olivia, and Bore are the only halfway-decent slytherins of the bunch! So, I was thinking, Maybe just to teach him a lesson, we could put something in his cauldron that makes it... Entertaining! And as for Trelawney, I'm thinking about spraying her room with Victoria's Secret perfume."

"Or sweat," Fry put in.

"For Snape, we could put some fireworks in his cauldron. That, or catch him in the act of doing something horrible. Get the whole class to pitch in in the potter puppet pals song! Or that joy to the world song."

"Potter puppet pals, for sure. And, I think some perfume from Victoria's Secret is JUST what her room needs." Selia held up a small crystal bottle of honey-colored perfume. "This perfume makes everyone a bit... Romantic. And when I say a bit, enough to have two trolls making out on the ground. Two sprays, and it'll be a madhouse during divination, I predict. I'm not wearing it, I'm wearing Ooh La La today." Selia held up another bottle.

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