Inside the train: Cabin 2

"Hai guys. =3" said Rachel. "You think we're almost there?" she asked them.

"I think so," Nicolas said, looking out the window. "It's dark now, so I'm guessing we're close." He then took Usa-chan out of nowhere and held it in Rachel's face. "HUG USA-CHAN!!! =3"

Rachel got the "OMG WHY THE H*** YOU HAVE THAT." look on her face.

"...Where did you get that? ._."

"I got it off the Muggle eBay and went cosplaying as Honey-senpai. o_o"

(Dude, he's supposed to be Muggle-born. XD)

"O_O; Now tell me, who made you do that? ._."

"Me and some dudes went Ouran cosplaying and they said I'd be a perfect Honey-senpai. XD"

"T_T They would make you be Honey. T_T"

Nicolas held Usa-chan in Rachel's face. "ISN'T USA-CHAN CUTE?! :3" he said in a Honey-senpai voice.

Serenity continued brooding.
"Square root of 156....Chances of it being sugar..."

"You better not let anyone see you that. ><" said Rachel rolling her eyes. A minute later, her eyes shifted toward Serenity. "What happened?" she asked.

Nicolas had the Honey-senpai sad eyes as he put Usa-chan away.

Lavender looked at Stephanie.

"I'm trying- her-" Serenity plays a video tape.
Fry jumped up, and said,
"Anything for you, sweetie." THen, he kissed Serenity on the cheek.
Ally's eyes flashed.
"FRY!!!"
Fry giggled.
"I'm french! LOOK AT ME!! Arhnfdjahlrauigfrulagdjlaf!!!" he yells in her face.
"BACK AWAY, DARLING!!!" Then, he kicks her out of the compartment, and locks it.
Tape stops and Serenity kicks the screen, it disappears.

"Ooooh, Fry has a crush! :A"

Max suddenly walks in. "Erm... what's going on? ^^;" he asks.

"It's not funny. He was on sugar. So I'm trying to figure out the percentage of the chance it wasn't all sugar. It's hard." Serenity paced.

"Fry kissed Stephanie on the cheek when he was high on sugar so now Steph is trying to find the probability it was all sugar." Lavender said to Max.

"Well," said Rachel. "I've never been to a Muggle school before, but I know you don't use square roots to figure out much sugar he had."

"Oh, that's interesting," said Max fiddling around with his tie. "You think we're going to be going soon?"

"No. See, I calculated the sugar amount of how much he had. I'm finding out the square root to take a sample. By comparing this with previous samples of circumstances he had sugar, I can see how brainwashed he was and prove that it was NOT my first kiss. Ok?!"

"Oh," said Rachel simply. "Anyway, I'm bored."

"It's not your first kiss. The first kiss is on the lips, not the cheek. Otherwise your first kiss would be, like, your dad or something when you were five." Lavender felt awkward talking about this with Max standing there.

Serenity sighed happily. "Good." She dropped all the square roots and smiled like a blonde.

Lavender randomly took a Konata wig out of her trunk and threw it on. ":D"

"So," Max sat back down on a seat. "What do you guys all plan to do when we get to Hogwarts?" he asked.

"I'm so gonna cheer for Holly when she gets sorted." Lavender said, sitting beside Max. "It's gonna be, like, lol-worthy." She said lol like lawl.