The closet which everyone knows is claimed by Elroy. Except teachers.

Liv skipped up and knocked on the door.

It fell silent. "Yes?" said a rather breathless male voice, which was, of course, Elroy's.

"It's me~!"

"Go away, Olivia."

"But I have something to show you."

"I said go away!"

She stuck her tongue out at the door. Behind it, Elroy did the same. Maybe this happened often, or maybe he was sticking it into another girl's mouth. Nonetheless, Liv walked away, looking rather defeated. Maybe Angel would find it funny. No, he'd just call it a vulgar excuse for art, as he usually called most of Elroy's manga. Although, this wasn't quite hentai...

[You got some of that from the SerenityxElroy theme song. -.- I KNOW YOU DID.]

[Not necessarily. His tongue could have either been there, towards the door, or... umm, elsewhere. But I do like that song. It's quite catchy.]

[EEEEEEW~! BAD IMAGES WHEN YOU SAY ELSEWHERE!]

[I didn't mean that. You sick minded child you.]

[When you go to a school like mine, you'll think everything is like that. 0.0]

(-.- Serenity you are a grade above me, how can you be THAT twisted!)

[It's the school I go to. Everyone, and I mean EVERYONE, INCLUDING THE TEACHERS, has a sick mind.
A vocab word was CLEAVAGE.
All the science class was spent laughing our butts off.]

[Now that you mention it, maybe it WAS. o_o;; ELROY. YOU DEVIL CHILD.]

[she's older than me, and i think that way too. ._.]

[I shall lurk away. *I jump into the bat mobile and ride off*

[ELROY! RAPIST!}

[Nah. He doesn't rape people. It's usually mutual.

Sick sick devil children.]

[..... DEAR GOD!!!]

[...The joker appears and draw an evil smiley on the cloest. He walks off]

[I know. Anyways, stop discussing my post already. Gosh.]

Serenity marched up to the door, knocking on it commandingly.
"Open up, or at least talk. This is important!!" She said, tapping her foot.

"Yes?" said Elroy's voice. He sounded relatively normal now. "Sorry, already done for the week, if that's what it is."

"Disgusting! As if I would ever come down here for you. Anyways-- I need your help with something, it's right up your alley. Please, I'm begging you. IT'S IMPERATIVE!" Yay for the dictionary, it had taught Serenity that big word. She tapped her foot more, looking around in case anyone saw her here.

A few seconds later, the door opened slightly. There was a light on inside. "Enter."

"I'll pass. I'd rather not be in an enclosed space with you after what happened last time. Oh- -I'm sorry, I forgot. YOU NEARLY GOT RUN THROUGH WITH A SWORD. So if you try anything, you'll get stabbed later. And badly enough hurt to go to the hospital wing. I'm in no mood for your perverted attitude." Serenity stepped into the closet angrily, looking like she was about to stab something. Her bag was kept at the ready. She kept her foot in the door, just in case. -.- You can never be too careful..

His face was hidden behind some random book. Which was upside-down. "What is it you seeeeeeeek?" he said mysteriously.

"Cut it with the drama, freak-boy. I just need you to really really --- well, do whatever you do to girls. Her name's Laura.. Hufflepuff.. You know her, right?" Serenity, despite the mean thing she was doing, was twirling her parasol and smiling sweetly like she had just fed the homeless. "Well-- I don't care what you do to her, just do it fast and make it embarrassing. Right now I'm low on galleons, I can pay you in jewelry, though. And-- Do me a favor and make sure Angel gets wind of whatever you do, ok? You don't have to take credit for it. I'm sick of going head to head, it's time to play dirty. She is not getting him. What can you do for me?"

He dropped the book. "Well, that depends on what exactly you want done to the kid. And, also, I usually don't join in revenge plots."

"Listen, Elroy, this is important. Please? Pretty please? Pretty please with I'LL KILL YOU IF YOU DON'T on top?"
Serenity kept smiling.
0.0
Creepy.
"Anyways-- What I want done to her... I really don't know! What's worthy of these crimes... Hexing me, TRYING TO FREAKING SEDUCE ANGEL, Erm-- Smacking me in public thrice, and telling me I'm FAT?! HMM?! I SAY WE KILL HER! But, that's not very good karma, so, I don't know."
The creepy smile continued, but during the yelling, her face got demonic and dark, eyes glaring at Elroy like he was the cause of her problems. "Anyways-- Any ideas?"