OPENING CEREMONIESSSSSS <3<3<3

Serenity plopped her face into her mint chocolate chip ice cream.

Rachel got another slice of cake, and began eating it. XD Hey, you should always take advantage when they feasts at school.

Lavender opened a chocolate frog, and popped it into her mouth. She looked at the card and sweatdropped. "I swear, I have at least thirty Dumbledores. =3="

Max got some more chocolate ice cream. Chocolate was his favorite flavor, and luckily there was plenty of it!

Serenity's head was in her melted ice cream bowl, and she was asleep. Her hair was out of it, back in a ponytail, she was breathing through a straw, sleeping.

Nicolas was making sure to get plenty of sweets, and discreetly stuffed his pockets full of chocolate frogs for later. He could always say he ate too much and it all went to his thighs.

Rachel than decided to yell over at the Hufflepuff table for Lav. "HEY LAV, WHACHA EATING?" Rachel asked.

Max continued to eat more chocolate ice cream. He than began to strike up a conversation with some of the first years. "So, are you all excited!? =D" he asked.

Lavender turned around. "CHOCOLATE FROG." she yelled back, and a half-digested frog leg fell onto the floor. "I'VE GOT LIKE THIRTY DUMBLEDORE CARDS NOW. HONESTLY, I THINK IT'S RIGGED."

"YA. I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN. I ALWAYS SEEM TO GET THE SAME CARDS. I THINK I HAVE OVER 15 OF MERLIN."

Max was still talking with the first years and such. XD

Serenity popped out of the ice cream water and washed off her face with a napkin.

"I DON'T THINK THE CHOCOLATE FROG INDUSTRY LIKES US."

Nicolas then decided to talk with the first year Hufflepuffs. X3

Rachel looked over at Serenity and grinned. "You've been napping for a while, you know." she said good nature-ly.

"NO. I DON'T THINK IT LIKES US EITHER."

Serenity yawned. "Ice cream juice is good for your skin." Indeed, her skin looked...
THE SAME.

"I KNOW. TnT"

[I gotta go eat dinner; SPAGHETTI. <3]

"Never heard of that," said Rachel shrugging grabbing another slice of cake. This time, angel food cake. XD

"...Yeah, Transfiguration is pretty difficult at first. But things get easier once you learn the basics." he said to Karin.

"Really," said Karin chewing on her piece of cherry pie. "That's good to know."

Lavender sat back down and got another chocolate frog. "Dammit," she mumbled. Then she yelled at Sarah, "I GOT ANOTHER ONE! >w<"

Rachel unwrapped another one. And she looked down at the card. "ANOTHER MERLIN." yelled Rachel.

Max continued to talk to the other kids about classes. "..Charms is pretty fun, but I still like Transfiguration the best."

"THE CHOCOLATE FROG INDUSTRY DOESN'T LIKE US AT ALL. ;-;"

Nicolas was talking to all of the first year boys. "You'll all suddenly realize, sometime in this year, that girls don't have cooties anymore."

Serenity was giving a group of little cute girls a lecture. "And that's what you do when you slap a boy when he's getting waay too close to you. Any questions?" Half the girls raised their hands, and Serenity grinned. "Yes, Little girl in front with the ponytail?" She looked nervous, then nearly whispered "What if we like the boy?" Serenity clapped. "Good job, first question. If you like him, but as a friend, slap him. If you really like him, it's your decision, but I'd recommend waiting until second year for your first kiss." Another girl raised her hand, and Serenity pointed. "What happens if he jinxes you?" Serenity laughed, and played with her hair. "Obviously you jinx him back until you're both reduced to toads."
Answering the next question, which hand should you slap him with, went into slapping technique and not-cheesy pick up lines.

Holly rolled her eyes at the "class" that Serenity was giving.

Rachel pulled on Serenity's ponytail and said to the little girls: "Don't listen to her. Serenity is on crack most of the time. ^^" she said casually.

(...Cooties? XD)

Serenity glared at Rachel. "No, I'm not. And they're listening to me, so would you kindly shut up?" Serenity answered another question. "How do you tell a guy if you like him?" Ignoring Rachel, Serenity went into how to corner a guy and secretly find out if he likes you. "Well, you test him, you see! You talk about other girls, and watch his body language around you. If he's tense, he either doesn't like you or is nervous. If he's relaxed, he likes you as a friend. If he avoids you, he either hates you or is too embarrassed to talk to you. Or, if you really really like him and you're willing to risk everything, act natural BEFORE you find out if he likes you. It's perfectly fine to be yourself afterwards, but you should probably have solid base to know he won't be freaked out by anything you do first."

[we all remember grade school, where we were all like "OMG HE HAS COOTIES EWWWWWWW". actually, a week or so ago, in gym, our class and Mr. *last name*'s class were in the gym, but Mr. *last name*'s class was in the fitness room, and randomly he says over the intercom "Attention seventh grade students. Mr. *last name* has cooties." pause for laughter. "Thank you. ^^" it was lol.]

Holly ate a licorice wand and leaned into the "class". "Trust me, Rachel-senpai is right. Serenity is on crack most of the time, my older sister Lavender has been sending plenty of owls last year."

Rachel pulled on her hair again. This time, harder. "Seriously don't listen to her. It will ruin your life." she said again.

Karin was overhearing the conversation about boys that Serenity was going on about. "How stupid..." she said quietly to herself.