The Common Room

"If I'm wrong, then I have to.... HMM... Then... You decide. XD If you're wrong, you have to have a spider crawl up your wrist."

Max entered the Common Room and said cheerfully: "Hey guys! What's up? ^^" he asked sitting down in a chair.

"You have to ask Even out," Lavender said, and pulled her hair ribbon out. Her hair was already ear-length. <3

[lawl, like earlier in the roleplay I said it looked like Hikaru Utada's except ear-length. XD]

"Max, this is the Hufflepuff common room?... "

"Yep, I know," he said casually. "I got the password from some kid..." he looked around. "Nice place you got here."

[[You did?]]
"Eh, THEN I MEAN... Umm, middle of your neck. Trust me, you never know how fast hair grows. And can it be some other dude. I mean Even's a JERK."
[[AND MOON WILL HATE ME]]

"M-Max! You might get in trouble coming here! Like- INSANE trouble."

"I bet it'll brush my shoulders." Lavender said tying her hair back up in the super-short ponytail. "And, you can't change the bet now that it's been made. <3"

"What, it's not like Professor Sprout is going to walk right in, right? And besides, you guys can come visit the Gryffindor Common Room anytime you want."

"RACHEL IS PLOTTING TO RA-RA-RAPE NICOLAS. " Lavender yelled.

Everyone in the common room slowly stopped whatever they were doing to stare at her.

"Wha-what the!?" exclaimed Max.

"Psh, really? I wanna see it. And I don't care if I have to date Even. I'll just like, ditch him in the middle of the date. XD It's just I don't want to get Moon mad. Even though she's never on here becuase the site won't work for her, but she's often on youtube.... And can't I do something more extreme than ask some dude out?"

Kelsi stared at Lavender, then burst out laughing.
"LMAOROFLOL. Really?":

"IT'S TRUE SHE TOLD ME. " Lavender yelled. "And, Kelsi, you have to... go into the Hospital Wing and call Fry stupid for being careless and getting petrified. Or date Even. Whichever. "

Max also burst out laughing while only pausing to say: "You know, I can actually imagine something like that happening!"

A few seconds later an owl flew from who knows where and left a note saying: "No, I am not. -_- Now, shaddup. The whole world doesn't need to know."

"I WOULD NEVER SAY THAT TO FRY. Yet, he would understand. XD"

"And, whichever one you do, you can't say or imply that it's a dare. Or communicate in any way, whether it be writing or talking or any other way, that it's a dare. Choose. :3"

Lavender threw the note into the fireplace. "Lalala... "

Kelsi ripped up the note.
"WE DON'T CARE. YOU ALREADY SAID IT. XD" THen she smiled at Max and Lav.
"We need to find a way to hide Nicolas. The raping might deflect on his shota-ness."

"I'm tired," Lavender said. "G'mornin'." She said, and went up to the dorm.

Kelsi shrugged.
"Psh, I MEANT PAST YOUR EARS. ;-; Why do I always get myself in these sorts of messes?" Kelsi death-glared Max.
"OH YEAH. I remember. CAUSE IT'S FUN. No, it's not. Hey, Max? Do you always do these dreadful dares? I DID ONE WITH EVEN AND HE SAID IF I GROW 3 INCHES BY THE END OF THE YEAR, I have to eat a cochroach cluster..."

Even walked by.
"Eh, I forgot about that one bet, Kelsi! Thanks for reminding me! Btw, you grew an inch since that bet."
"DID NOT!"

Max had already left.

The red envelope began to smoke...

"Waiiit... what's that?" Kelsi pointed at the red envelope.
"OEMGEE-BBQ-BUBBLES&PANCAKES!" Kelsi did the first thing that popped to her mind. She opened it.

Kelsi entered, and saw the fireplace was taken by Susan Bones and Hannah Abbot, so she went by the frost-covered window. And ate.

She sat on the couch, and started pulling her hair angrilly.
"ROAR ROAR ROAR ROAR IM AN IDIIIOOOTTTTTT" she snapped. Only SERENITY WOULD HUG A GUY. >< SHAJGFLHGLA.