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"No he's not! He's horrible. He sleeps with girls. In a closet. AND DOES NOTHING ELSE. Which reminds me, I hear he's not in business anymore. A pity, I wanted to try it out."

"... Dude, he stopped that, like... halfway through fourth year I think."

"......"

"Nuggets! I should have taken the opportunity back in, what, third year!" Serenity appeared determined. >-<

"YOU WERE LIKE THIRTEEN."

"Oolala."

Libby giggled softly and put her palm to her face.

"Remember when he tried to rape me? Well, now I regret it! I should have let him!"

"He did WHAT?"

"A year or two ago, he locked me in his closet, posed as Angel, I kissed him, then realized he wasn't Angel, and tried to get out, then he tried to rape me! Cedric Diggory finally got me out of there, I had to knock out Elroy with my bookbag to make him stop."

"Oh my god!"

"Oh yeah, that! Man, I miss Ced."

Amanda didn't say anything, afraid she'd say something wrong.

"Amanda!"

"Wish I hadn't knocked him out, now."

"Dimwit."

"Well!" Rachel pulled out a half-melted chocolate frog from her pocket and bit off it's head. "I happen Justin Felncity-Finch or whatever is gorgeous! Mmm, do I love some Hufflepuff boys... they seem to produce the best..."

"That's disgusting. Hufflepuff boys look like pigs, or little children. If you want a real man, go to Gryffindor."

"Hufflepuff for the effing win."

Olivia looked at Serenity. "Say that again."

"I know right that wha-HEY!" Rachel slapped her slightly. "Besides, all the Gryffindors are TAKEN at this point." she grumbled.

Libby sighed. "Gryffindor boys are attractive."

"Eh, they're alright. But, Slytherins are also pretty nice... they have the best eyes!" she sighed dreamily. "I LOOOVE boys!"

"HOW ABOUT WE GO GET OUR UNIFORMS?" Amanda suggested, loudly.