Second year girls dorm

KelsiCruise wrote:[[What's Porn?]]

LOL NOOB, YOU'RE THIRTEEN AND DON'T KNOW WHAT PORN IS.

[porn/p0rn/pron/pr0n = sex/s3x/teh s3xx0rz/ XD]

Serenity got out a pair of scissors, some purple colored contacts, and a whole bunch of botox.
[Botox is fat taken from another being, such as a fat person's butt, that goes into the face for a smooth perfect fit. Kard's face is bony and unusually skinny, thus Serenity is going to fill out his cheeks more.]

[I know what botox is, thanks.]

[Also, thank you, Beth. XD]

"... K." She went back to reading.

Twenty minutes later, and after five loud singings of the song popular, and one chorus of maneater, Serenity screamed and stood up. "HE
IS
FINISHED!!" Then she squeed, putting a blanket over him. "Are you ready to see the new Kard?"

Liv looked over the top of her book. "Hn?"

Serenity pulled off the blanket with a flourish of her arm. "I give you...Kard Elddir!!!" He was sitting there, un-stunned, looking bewildered at his face and spindly arms and legs. "Umm, Pardon me, but I can't remember how I got up here?" Serenity whispered the details to him while holding up a mirror, then talked normally. "Ladies and Gentlemen, this product of the Serenity Makeover Technique, Kard Elddir, was once a perverted freak. After some therapy and a makeover by me, he has become a gorgeous studmuffin! Although Angel is much better looking..." Kard stood up, put his arms behind his back sheepishly, and did the look in the picture. "Sorry for intruding in the girls' dorm," he said kindly, "I know we're not allowed in here, but I was stunned by someone. And, thanks for giving me a makeover, I needed it.."

[[Oshi.]]

Lavender Brown wrote:

KelsiCruise wrote:[[What's Porn?]]

LOL NOOB, YOU'RE THIRTEEN AND DON'T KNOW WHAT PORN IS.

[porn/p0rn/pron/pr0n = sex/s3x/teh s3xx0rz/ XD]

OH SHUT UP.

[What do you think of Karddy?]

KelsiCruise wrote:

Lavender Brown wrote:

KelsiCruise wrote:[[What's Porn?]]

LOL NOOB, YOU'RE THIRTEEN AND DON'T KNOW WHAT PORN IS.

[porn/p0rn/pron/pr0n = sex/s3x/teh s3xx0rz/ XD]

OH SHUT UP.

LOL NOOOOOOOOOB.

IN THE NAME OF [url] http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tartarus TARTARUS, [/url] SHUT UP SPAMMERS!
Serenity looked at Krad, Liv, and Pansy, grinning.

Pansy stared at Serenity. "How did you get in? Veela?" she asked rather rudely, her eyes narrowing.

[[N00bs ftw]]

Serenity smiled at Pansy. "Krad was sneaking out, he already had gotten to the main hallway, and I bumped into him on my way to..... Angel. I got him to tell me the password, and being a polite gentleman after therapy, he kindly led me here. Then I stunned him and carried him to where I'm standing now. Do you like his makeover?" Kard continued looking sheepish and embarrassed.

"Err, it's lovely." said Pansy cooly. "Anyway, I don't suggest you stay here longer, you see, we aren't interested in guests..." she ran her eyes up and down Serenity. "Like you. Anyway, goodbye." she said with a slight wave.

[[I think he's hot, but I can tell he's gonna crack and become the old Kard.]]

Serenity smiled at Pansy more, while Kard continued to look politely clueless. "Oh, darling, I can tell you have skin problems, you're trying to hide it. I have some wonderful skin cream, it MIGHT work on your horrid, disgustingly hideous skin." She was an expert in catfights, it fell under girl stuff in her mind, and Serenity was smiling maliciously that made it quite clear that she had no intention of giving Pansy any help with her look.

"Oh my God it's Lelouch." Olivia dropped the book.

Pansy stood up and smiled as well. "No thank you, I don't want to look like a Barbie doll... you know, plastic, fake..."

"You like the makeover, then, Olivia? Oh, and Pansy, I'd rather not look like a doll either. Of course, you already do. You know, one of those dolls a five year old tortures. What's with the hair? Some giant rip half of it out? Cause the color, and the style quite frankly, looks... unnatural. Not even a troll like you could make it look that ugly. And, your skin, dear, looks like it's been dipped in sulfur and burned. Go get rid of that acme, see if Draco Malfoy will even look at you." Serenity was taking the insults rather coldly.

Pansy narrowed her eyes for a minute, and than ressumed her grin. "I'd rather look like a ripped up doll than YOU. YOU make BARBIE look real." said Pansy smartly.

Liv was like, in shock. WHY THE HELL DID LELOUCH COME OUT OF THE MANGA? WHAT SPELL WAS THIS?

(And out of no where, What Is This Feeling? (AKA, the Loathing song from Wicked starts playing. XD)

Kard rubbed his eyes and yawned. Serenity sighed, like she was talking to a four year old. "Oh my gosh, I'm sorry, I didn't realize I was talking to someone who can't come up with any new insults. In that case, I'll try not to make you think too hard for some new ones. Here, try coming back from this. PROPERLY. You smell like you've been dipped in troll sweat, then, you stalked Draco Malfoy by sitting under the toilet he takes for three months. Thus, you were covered in whatever-the-heck-comes out of his prettyboy butt. After that, you came to school and started looking at porno of his boobs. Cause yeah, I said it, he's a girl. And you, my dear Daisy-or was it Dandelion? Because you smoke weed, obviously-are a lesbo, cause if you ever get the good looks to kiss draco, he's a girl, making you a lesbo."

That was obviously enough for Pansy, for she whipped out her wand. She muttered something under her breath, and shot out a ray of green light at Serenity.

(Please note, it's that curse that was used on Hermione that makes your teeth grow really long and stuff.)