DIIIIINNNNEEEER. 8D

Max and the boy when none of the teachers were looking slipped over at the Hufflepuff table, pulled out some spiders, and stuck them in the food near the Lav and Kelsi's usual place they set at. Then, they walked backed to their own tables innocently. <3

Lavender and Kelsi came in, and sat. "Dinner~ ^_^" Lavender said, and reached for the food.

*insert dramatic music here*

Kelsi sat where she usually sat. And served some potato salad. When she was about to take a bite, she saw spiders in it. She slammed her spoon down, and stood up.
"EWWWWWWWWW"
"WHO PUT SPIDERS IN MY POTATO SALAD?!" she pointed around the hall, people staring.
"WAS IT YOU?!" Her finger dropped to a small first year. The first year screamed and ran away.
Professor McGonnagol glared.
"Ms. Cruise! 10 Points off Hufflepuff! Sit down immidiately!"
"" Kelsi sat down and pushed away her plate. She wasn't hungry anymore.

Max and his friends than sat there, eating innocently. He began to wait for the scream of the girls now. <3

Lavender's hand brushed against a spider. She looked, and saw TEH SPIDER.

"OSHI - !" Lavender screamed, fell over, and stood on the chair, cringing. She closed her eyes tightly, and screamed. "SPIDERRRRR!" Lavender shook all over. She despised spiders.

Max and his friends were grinning at each other. Mission completed. With a contented sigh, he began to dug into his baked potato.

Lavender saw Max & Co. grinning, and backed away from the spiders. She then went over to the Gryffindor table, and crossed her arms. Her facial expression said: "RAAAAAAAAAAGE. >=["

Kelsi scowled, and saw the boys laughing their heads off, and stomped over. She had her plate with her.
"FOOLS. BAKA. IDIOTS." Then she slammed the spider-infested potato salad plate against Max's face, and it slobbered all over his front, dripping down his shirt.
"HAH. And fool, spiders aren't my phobia. I SHALL NEVER TELL YOU!" Kelsi skipped back, and bumped into Professor McGonagol.
"DETENTION."
"Yeah, ok."

Max looked back at his friends and grinned. "Well, apparently our dear friends here can't take a joke, am I right?"

"That wasn't funny!" Lavender whispered. She was trembling. She had a huge arachnophobia. She stalked out of the Great Hall, for she had LOST HER APPETITE OMG.

"So Draco's not the heir..." said Cara. "Well, it HAS to be a Slytherin. I mean, why would a Ravenclaw or something be the heir."

"No duh..." muttered Harry.

"What was that?"

"Nothing."

Max looked back at Lav. He rolled his eyes. She was just a silly girl, in reality. He than went back to the bathroom to clean himself up, and went back to eat with his friends.

A spider jumped onto Ron's plate.

Kelsi sighed.
"W8 UP LAVENDER" Kelsi skipped after Leaf.

Ron screamed like a five-year-old girl and hid behind Cara.

Rachel M. wrote:Max looked back at Lav. He rolled his eyes. She was just a silly girl, in reality.

D8

Max's attention turned to Harry, Ron and Cara this time. He than looked over at them with a look of disbelief and roll in his eyes. "So, you guys are ACTUALLY going to catch the Heir of Slytherin!? I mean, I've done some pretty stupid things but nothing like THAT..."

Hannah's eyes widened.
"OMG BUT HARRY'S THE HEIR!" She covered her mouth, and hid under the table.

Bore ignored this whole scene.

Max sighed again, and got another baked potato and some chicken. He was walking on air right now.

Ally groaned. Kelsi got another detention. The poor girl's helpless.

Robin ate.

Lavender ran in, grabbed Nicolas, and pulled him out of the Great Hall.

Kelsi hooked Nicolas's shoulder against the wall.
"We've got a favor to ask you, Nicolas." Her face was half-hidden by the darkness, and evil, dramatic dark music tensed the air. Kelsi had a severe, dramatic face. WITH HER EPIC L EYES

"What do you want? D8" Nicolas asked, THE EYES widened in fear.

Kelsi suddenly became all cheerful and happy. Flowers burst in the background.
"It's simple. We want you to get MAx! with your shota-ness. As a reward, we'll get rid of Honey for you. XD"

honey skipped by, eating a lolipop he got from Xmas.

"Hi Onii-san!" he says cheerfuly, and started humming some random tune, and entered the great hall.