CHRISTTTTTMMMMAAAASSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!! breakfast

Kelsi dashed in singing at the top of her lungs Christmas carols, a huge bag of gifts swung over her shoulder. She had her wand raised up, shooting red and green sparks. Several caught a first-year's scarf on fire. But Kelsi didn't care, she didn't know the poor bugger. The sparks shot all over the place, her still singing loudly.

"CRUISE! WAND DOWN!" yelled McGonaggal McGonnagal McGonagall.

Lavender came in, with a bag that had all of the presents for everyone in it, and the present she got from Kelsi. 8D

Serenity and Selia slid in, acting like they were on ice skates. "Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, but the very next day, you gave it away.. This year, to save me from tears, I'll give it to someone special!" Inbetween them was this huge bag full of presents.

Kelsi brought down her wand, hooked her arm around Lavender's neck as she passed by, and started to sing in opera,
"SIIILEEEEENT NIGGGGHHHHTT HOOOLLLLYYYY NIIIIGGGGGHHHHT ALLLLLL ISSSSS CALLLLMMMMM-" she had her wand by her side, still shooting sparks. She brought her wand down, but didn't stop using magic.

[[Row row row your boat gently down the stream, push barney out of the boat and watch him as he screams... *goes into rap mode* FIVE DAYS LATER, CHEWING ON HIS UNDERWEAR WISHED HE HAD ANOTHER PAIR! TEN DAYS LATER EATEN BY A POLAR BEAR- THAT'S HOW BARNEY DIEEEEDDD]]

Serenity crashed into Angel. "Merry Christmas!"
Selia similarly crashed into a table.

Serenity got up and helped her little sister up. "Merrychristmas! I got you this awesome gift, Selia, but, it's at the bottom of the bag." Selia nodded and said, "That's ok. I gotta go give out my presents." Serenity grinned. "I gotta go change, this thing itches!"

"That's a bit of a silly outfit at this time of year." He was eating bacon. Which was green. Cuz of magic. Cuz it's CHRISTMAS.

Lavender began to sing Jingle Bombs. XD

"Dashing through the sand, with a bomb strapped to my back.
I have a nasty plan, for Christmas in Iraq. I got through checkpoint A, but not through checkpoint B. That's when I got shot in the ass by the US Militaryyyyy!

"Oooh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs, mine blew up you see.
Where are all the virgins that Bin Laden promised me?
Oooh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs, U.S. soldiers shot me dead. The only thing that I have left is this ribbon up on my head!

"I used to be a woman, but every time I cough, thanks to Uncle Sam, my b00bz keep falling off. My bombing days are done. I need to find some work. Perhaps it would be much safer as a convenient store night clerk.

"Oooh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs, I think I got screwed. Don't laugh at me because I'm dead, or I'll kill youuuuuu! I KEEL YOUOUOUOU!!!"

She sang a revised version of this.

Holly glomp'd Lavender. "THAT'S A STUPID SONG. 8D"

"No, really? 8D"

Rachel wandered in, with the Holly Bible in her hand. She still had not changed out of her sweats and tanktop. She than glared at disgust at Lav, before sitting down at her usual place and reading the Christmas story. <3

Kelsi pranced around, and eventually raised her wand again shooting sparks all over the place.
[[What's Serenity wearing?]]

"Thank you. Now I'm off to go change." Serenity grinned and ran off to the bathroom.
[One of those little santa dresses.]

Lavender wandered over to Rachel, piggyback'ing Holly. "Drew dared me. Don't judge me. D8"

[[Nevermind, I found it in Ravenclaw common room.]]


Robin came down, her clip out of her hair. She was wearing a green sweatshirt that was a bit tight around the chest, and a pair of black sweatpants. Her hair was dark brown/black today. It's normal color.

"This is the problem!" yelled Rachel raising her voice. "The true meaning of Christmas is lost in all of this damned commercialism! All it is buy and big happy red and green, gifts, Father Christmas, (Gosh people, we're in ENGLAND. -_-) and all that crap!" Rachel held up her bible. "THIS, is the true meaning of Christmas!"

Kelsi ran over and waved her wand over them. Sparks flew all around them.
"Thanks for the gifts, Rachel!" she exclaimed.
"Oh, you guys, today's going to be so awesome!" She giggle-snorted.

Rachel M. wrote:"This is the problem!" yelled Rachel raising her voice. "The true meaning of Christmas is lost in all of this damned commercialism! All it is buy and big happy red and green, gifts, Father Christmas, (Gosh people, we're in ENGLAND. -_-) and all that crap!" Rachel held up her bible. "THIS, is the true meaning of Christmas!"

Rachel basically repeated her speech again. XP

Lavender then gave Rachel a box, and in it was a shiny Bible, a picture of Nicolas eating candy in the common room (the lighting made him look schmexy), and a few chocolate frogs. "I agree. But the exchange of gifts is always fun, as you give and others give to you."

Serenity came back out of the bathroom, wearing plain black pants, a red&green turtleneck sweater on. With no sleeves. And, of course, she had this pretty locket necklace on that went over the sweater, and some nice high-heel boots. Her makeup was a shiny cream color, and hair had bangs with a tight and high ponytail that curled down on her back.

Spoiler:

She rolled her eyes at Rachel. "Nobody's gonna listen, I feel bad for you, spending your Christmas with a bible."

"I'm in the religion of Hindu, Rachel. Besides, I know the true meaning of Christmas."

Fry ran over, and sang with Kelsi,

"IT'S ALL ABOUT LOVE, FAMILY, AND JESUS."

They both grinned.

"But we especially love the food."

They laughed.

"Oh yeah, the food is so delicious, remember that time when you-"

"GO AND HANG WITH YOUR LITTLE FRIENDS, IDIOT." she pointed her wand at him and sparks got all over him.

"Ow, Kelsi!" Lulz, then he ran off.


Kelsi raised them up again.

[[Kelsi's picture of Nicolas was of him shirtless with swimmer trunks on. He was at home, and grinning. His eyes were squinting from the sun, and his hair was drooping into his face. He had a beach ball in his hands]]

Serenity landed next to Angel, giving him a red and gold wrapped present. "Happy Christmas!"

"Well Serenity," she said walking over to her, smiling. "I think we know where we're going to end up then." She than strode back to the table, opened up again, and began to read again. <3

"I BELIEVE IN THE GREEK GODS. YOUR SILLY HELL DOESN'T AFFECT ME. AND I KNOW I'M NOT GOING TO THE FIELDS OF PUNISHMENT! Sure hope not, Dear Hades, let me pass."
Serenity waited for him to open the present.