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[Common; overused; cliche.]

Just after Selia's speech, Holly came up. "What now?" were her first words to Selia and Karin.

"Stupidest couple of the year.. KarinxHarry Potter. Most never going to happen couple of the year: DracoxPansy. Cutest young couple of the year: SeliaxAntonio. Most shy and idiodic young couple of the year: KarinxEric. Most Sexy Couple of the Year: MaxxNicholasxRachelxLibby. Sexiest Couple runner up: HollyxFry. Cutest Couple: SerenityxAngel. Most Difficult Couple: DrewxKelsi. Most Hopeless-yet-might-work couple: OliviaxCedric. Most Pervish couple: RobinxElroy. Most generic couple: TannerxMandy." Selia repeated, nearly out of breath.

Karin than stared at Selia for about twenty seconds without saying anything at all. She than just threw her arms up to the air and rolled her eyes.

"Oh COMMON, that guy Drew could think of better choices than that! And I don't even LIKE Harry Potter like that!" She than pulled out a piece of parchment, a quill, and ink. "I'm going to write my own list up."

Holly burst into laughter. "S-Sexiest couple runner-up?!" she exclaimed between laughs. "Hell no!"

"Selia, I thought you were smarter than that. You're SO biased, first of all, and me and Eric aren't even a couple! So you can't mark us as that! And Harry, looks wise, is just ICK!" She than began to scribble down names on the piece of parchment.

"You know everything's true. Holly, you and Fry would totally be kissing EVERYWHERE. If you were just smart enough to tell him you liked him. And, Karin, that title is reserved for a stupid couple that will never work."

Holly glared at Selia. "Not everything. Fry and I are most certainly not a couple."

"You should just hook up. I mean really. But, the list's a joke anyways. The real list isn't published until after we're all married."

"Holly, I think you deserve someone better than Fry," sniffed Karin, who was right there picking at her nails.

"Fry's creepy. Did you know what happened a few summers ago with my sister? He fell over her. And I mean over. Three times over. He was insanne. He's a womanizer. Don't fall for him, Hol."

"I know. Fry's suffering from Distol Uranium Masticular Bi Acetone Systonic Syndrome. And he threw up all over me a couple months ago, like around Christmas or something." She shuddered a little bit at the memory.

"More like Perverted-Beer-Infested-Druggie-Manwhore-Syndrome, in my opinion. Did your clothes ever get washed out?"
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"He seems to be PMS-ing. You know, mood swings. He barfed on you, he fell for other girls, he flirts with you.. Actually, the latter I'm not sure of, but, I can assume. Do you think he might be a girl? That explains the bitchy ness."

"Fry's not a girl. Fry is just... well, his hair IS rather long, now that I think about. AND, his moody. But how do you explain the tallness and his deep voice then?"

"Yeah. My sister's friend gave me her cloak so I could get to the dorm after I took a shower. And, Fry isn't a girl. Most guys have their hair long this year" - coughmovierefcough - "but, the moodiness."

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Selia smiled. "Matter of fact, I invited them, where are they? And, let's just forget the lists. Aww, Holly, I'm glad it got out. Do you want me to bake you a cake?"

"No cakes, I'm fine. It happened two months ago. But I still need to kill him."

"Alright."

Eric came in.
"Fry's sure as hell not a girl. I swear. I've seen him in the showers. And the only reason he barfed on Holly is all of Selia's fault. We all know that. I mean, if she wasn't trying to make us all drunk, then it would never have happened."

"Oh, hi Eric," and Karin smiled. <3

"I wasn't trying to make you drunk, just Antonio. Fry was in on it, he was stupid enough to drink some!"

"You've seen him in the showers?" Holly made the face at Antonio before she could help herself.

Karin than turned to look out the window. It was such a beautiful day and all, and "OH MY GOSH! IS THAT CLAUDE!?" thought Karin frantically in her head. She had to make him get out from that tree before Eric could notice him!

"Eric, you would look at him during the showers. Gaay."