Erroi no Kurosetto.

Olivia ran up and kicked the door. "ELROY!!!"

"..."

She kicked the door again. "I know you're in there."

"... It's open ..." came a drowsy voice. Olivia opened the door. "Who're you..."

"Don't be stupid. I need a favor."

"... LIV?! o_o" Olivia rolled her eyes, stepped inside, and closed the door.

"Okay, so, you know Serenity's planning to rape Angel over Christmas break, right?"

"Yeah, what about it."

"Okay, listen. I need you to pull a twin-switch, and--"

"Declined."

Olivia stared at him. "... Who the hell are you?"

"Elroy. And, rape is a cruel, terrible thing to do to someone, and I want no part in it."

"... NGYAAAH." She ran out of the closet and slammed the door behind her. WHO THE HELL WAS THAT AND WHAT HAD HE DONE WITH ELROY!? Oh well. She'd need someone else... But who...

[THANK YOU ELROY.]

[step one, complete.]

Elroy sighed. He hadn't found anywhere that says it's wrong if it's mutual, yet. But, he didn't get to say so. So, he leaned against the wall and fell asleep again.

Serenity marched up to the door, rapping on it loudly with her knuckles, the sound sounding like a snare drum roll. "Hoi! Elroy, I need to talk to you!"

"It's open! -_-"

"Thank you!" Serenity came in, slamming her books and jewelry down on the floor, then glaring at him.
"I need to ask you a few questions, is that okay?"

"What."

"Did Olivia ever mention anything involving a deal to you? It may or may not have included Charlie, and most definitely involved something with me."

"Yeah."

"Can you please tell me what it involved?"

"Not sure you'd like it..." He half-smiled.

"Please? Olivia said to Charlie that the deal was off, so I really must know, to satisfy my curiosity, what she was planning in the first place. I won't blow up on you."

"She wanted me to pretend I was Angel. Over Christmas, if you catch my drift."

Serenity stood up furiously. "AND SO WHEN YOU REFUSED, for your sake, I hope you did, SHE SOUGHT OUT SOMEONE WHO LIKED ME. CHARLIE." Grabbing her stuff, she walked out, but stopped to say- "Oh, and thank you!"

"Chuck likes you!? XD"

"Yeah, he told me Angel was just a pretty face in a desparate attempt to make me not love him anymore. Idiot. Anyways, thank you!"

"Later."

Serenity ran up, Amanda in tow, and knocked loudly on the door.

"Hey! Elroy!"

Silence ensued.

Amanda fixed her bow ^^

Serenity knocked some more. "FOR GOD'S SAKE, OPEN UP, OLIVIA'S DYING!"

There was a loud moan, then the door opened. "It's too early. What do you want."

"What's the password for Gryffindor Common Room?" Serenity stood in the doorway glaring."

He glared at her, then slammed the door.

"Urg!" Serenity ran off.