Erroi no Kurosetto.

"ELROY!!" Rachel began to bang on the closest door. "WE'RE HERE FOR YOUR BLOOD!!"

Robin began to kick at his door.
"OPEN UP YOU ROTTON BASTARD!"

"OPEN UP!!"

"Rachel, he's scared! You know what that means? KEEP POUNDING ON THE DOOR!" Robin began smashing her shoulder into the door.

"WE'RE COMING FOR YOU ELROY!!"

"Move back, Rachel." Robin ran across the hall, and pressed against the wall. She ran towards the door, and leaped into the air in this position.

"Robin... if that didn't work, I don't think he's going to come out at this rate."

[[I changed it. XD I prefer this one.]]

(I laughed.)

[[Yay.]]


Robin rebounded and fell on her butt. She quickly pulled her skirt down to her knees and stood up.
"God, he's so stupid."

Elroy was sound asleep. Since he was using his free period to nap, he had cast a muffling charm on the closet.

Robin opened the door after saying that opening door thing charm.

He was sitting there, back against the wall, arms folded, legs stretched out. Completely out.

"Ugh, wake up Elroy!" said Rachel walking over to him and smacking him awake. "Gosh, why do you spend all your days in here!? Haven't you picked up a Bible before!?"

Elroy blinked groggily and rubbed his head. "... Once ..." he muttered.

"Yeah, Elroy! C'mon, Get up!" Robin kicked her foot against his kneecap.

"Well, you should pick them up more often! God doesn't want you to spend all your days in this dump!"

He glared at Robin. "Aren't you that girl who..." He shook his head. "What would God want me to do, then, huh!?"

"No, that wasn't me. It was a nasty prank. And wait, I thought we were gonna rip him up or something?"

Serenity happened to walk by. Mainly to join in the yelling.

Rachel sat down beside Elroy, and a put on his shoulder. "God wants you to live a full and happy life. But He does not want you to waste your time with other women in here. He wants you to save your body for the one you truly love and married too."

"Too late now. Get out."

"Elroy! You are such an idiot!" Serenity chimed in. "What are we yelling at him for today?"

"You can leave Robin. I'm going to help Elroy. And Elroy, God LOVES you. He laid down His only begotten Son to die for all our sins. THAT'S how much He loves me and you,"

"And don't think that girls like you because your a whore! People hate you for it! And it's hurting yourself, Elroy!" Serenity caught on to the lecture. Knowing Rach, it was about virginity.