Defence Against the Dark Arts

It got stuck in his thick, beautiful mane of golden hair. He didn't notice it.
"Let's get to work, class!" he said in some voice you use with little kids.
"We're going to do another quik quiz on me, and then start on our banshee books! I have a little bit of homework, also, but it's no biggy!" He winked at you guys, and flashed a glittering smile. Then he wagged his finger, and turned to the board.
"Chapter 1 starts on Page 4, just skip all the intros and documentaries and whatever." he sang, still smiling. He bounced his head a bit, Quil quivering in his hair.

One of Max's friends yelled out: "Don't you understand sarcasm!?"

Zzz.

"YOUR GAY, LOCKHART, FAG, PRETTYBOY." Serenity shouted, masking her voice with a good luck charm.

"Ooo, I love sarcasm! And, where did that come from?" Lockhart laughed.
"Now hush, sonny. Ms. Monaseem, want to pass out the sheets?" he winked, and flashed his smile at her. There was a bit of omelet stuck between his front teeth. Ewww.

Serenity yelled, disgusing her voice with her arm so it looked like she wasn't talking. "LOCKHART KISSED SNAPE"

Liv's arm hit her in the shoulder, a signal to shut up.

Lockhart glared at Serenity.
"50 points off of Ravenclaw. And, detention. HOW DARE YOU INSULT MY BEAUTY?!" Then he smiled.
"You know? This reminds me of- of- DON'T YOU THINK I LOOK LIKE THAT ONE GREEK GOD- The prettiest one.. I sure have the same hair... Yes, I do! I do! And, now that I think about it, I once modelled for a magazine for him- yes, I remember now.." he smiled. Then spun back around to write on the board. The quil fell out of his hair.

"Ewww, I would never kiss Snape! He's always in a scowl!"

[[OMG ROFL]]

"Err, no thank you. I don't usually do things for those I don't respect." said Rachel.

"LOCKHART KISSED A BOY AND HE LIKED IT..." yelled Max, causing his friends and other people to join him in song.
"THE TASTE OF HIS CHERRY CHAPSTICK..."

".. Aphrodite was a girl. And, sir, I didn't say that, because I think your the" Gayest "Most prettiest"

Some random second-year Slytherin began to sing. "Lockhart kissed a boy, and he liked it! Got all the honeys in the club excited! He kissed a boy, and he liked it! He hopes his girlfriend don't mind it!"

Lockhart stared.
".-. Oh, my, gosh."

By now, pretty much most of the class was joining in.

"IT FELT SO WRONG IT FELT SO WRONG DON'T MEAN HE'S IN LOVE TONIGHT..."

"LOCKHART KISSED A GUY, AND HE LIKED IT! AND LIKED IT!" sang out Max.

And so Kelsi joined in.
"XD THE TASTE OF HIS CHERRY CHAPSTICK XD"
And she skipped in, and sat down.
"HI EVERYBODY! SORRY I'M LATE! LAVENDER AND I HAD SOME RANDOM FREAK-OUT ATTACK.
robin joined in to the singing.

Lockhart raised his wand.
"SILENCIO!"
It didn't work.
"Whoops! I forgot to bring my wand to the wand doctor! BYE!" and he ran into his office. XD

"Since when was there a wand doctor?"
robin stared at Kelsi.
"Since never,"
"HAH HE DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO DO A CHARM!"
Robin sighed.
"We're so in trouble."
"Who cares? I'm always in trouble."
"Yeah, I know THAT."
"OH MY GOSH I THINK I HEAR HIM CRYING" Kelsi screamed.

Liv was still asleep. </3

And so, basically the entire class was in an entire uproar, thanks to our dear friend Max. "That's right everyone!" he said climbing up on his desk. "Max Silva NEVER gets in trouble! Even if he sings about his teacher being gay!"

the patil twins like screamed.
"BUT HE'S NOT! HE'S SO HOT AND-"

Robin and Kelsi like totally pwn'd them and the twins had their mouths covered in duck tape.
">]" Kelsi and Robin like had some evil face on.
"We totally pwn you..."
The twins were all like,
";-;"

[[XD Patil Twins < Cruise Twins]]

Lavender totally walked in, hummed the tune, and prayed that Robin or Kelsi wouldn't get petrified.

Serenity was dancing on top of a desk. "LOCKHART KISSED A GUY AND HE LIKED IT! THE TASTE OF SNAPE'S GREASY HAAAIR!"

"Serenity, it's over now. Let's change subject to something else."

Lockhart came back out, and let free the cornish pixies.
"FLY MY LITTLE FRIENDS, FLY!"
And so yeah.

[[OMG IT'S KARD ELDDIR:

Serenity screamed and ducked under a desk.