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Eric eyed Fry and Antonio. The two were still looking the other way, both extremely tense and on edge.

"Well, she was throwing darts at a picture the other day, and, when I asked her who it was... She said it was her mother." Selia bit her lip. "So, it wouldn't be that far of a jump to charm someone else's cat, would it? ....." Selia stared at her cat intently. "Hey! Fry- did you figure out how to shave?"

Fry opened his mouth to retort, but him and Antonio suddenly yelled out and held their hands painfully- they both had their hands on the banister. At the same time, a flash of red and black shot down the staircase banister, along with a loud "WOOOOOH!" Jake, despite being fifteen, was going banister sliding.

[Ahaha I used to do that. Good times, good times.]

Fluffy sat his entire forty-five pounds down on Eric's feet. Selia didn't have time to scold, because she was bent-over laughing. "Oh-my-God! You rock!" She yelled after him, letting go of her cat's leash and holding her stomach.
Fluffy just sat there.

Suddenly, a bit lower down, there was a loud smack, and a groan. "Duuude, I just broke my nose! Man, Madame Pomphrey isn't going to be happy... Fourth time this week..."


Fry was blowing on his fingers, and Antonio was peeling a thin layer of skin off his index finger. The two looked pretty annoying, especially when their fingers were just run over by a hardcore banister-slider.


[[I never had large enough banisters to try it out.]]

Eric acted as if nothing were on his feet.

Selia leaned over, laughing some more, trying to see if his nose really was broken. "Are you okay down there? And you two up here, are you okay too?"


Fluffy headbutted Eric's leg. Multiple times.

"Are you okay?" Holly asked Fry, examining his hand. "Do you need to go to Madame Pomfrey or anything?"

Jake nodded. "Yeah, you get used to it after a while!" he called back, and ran back up the stairs. Blood trailed down his nose onto his white T-shirt. "I'll go have it fixed after one more run down." he said in a congested voice, and ran up the other staircases.



Fry shrugged. "I'll be fine.. It's just a bit of redness. But, if you want, we could still go off some place."


Eric tried to step out from under the huge cat. And failed. So he just stood there. Wincing when the cat headbutted him.

[I love how our signatures all respond to each other.]

"Oh my god!" Selia exclaimed again, looking at her friends in disbelief. "It could set that way, and your nose could be stuck crooked." She turned to Fry. "And you just want to huuump her."



Fluffy started meowing and humping Eric's leg. Selia saw him and looked appalled. "FLUFFY! DOWN!" She grabbed the leash and tried to pull him off. With no success.
[WTH IS THERE NO SIGNATURE?!]

"I'll take you to Madame Pomfrey," Holly offered, then grinned slyly, as if to say they weren't going to Madame Pomfrey. "Come on."

"They're going to snog," Selia said, rolling her eyes. "Use protection, kiddies. If you take your clothes off, remember to put it on!"

[[It did that to mine earlier, too.]]


Jake shot by again, screaming and laughing. At the end of the staircase, he managed to jump off, and do a dragon-roll into a standing position. It was all pretty ninja like. He made his way up the stairs grinning that loose, squinty-eyed grin of his, and bowed. "Magic fixes everything, except for a wounded heart. Only love will help you when you're that badly hurt." Jake said smartly to Selia.

Fry's eyes went kind of cross-eyed. "I do NOT want to hump her! Let's GO Holly!"

Eric gasped. "S-S-Selia! Get it off!" He tried to kick it off as gently as possible, but it wasn't really working.

[[OH MY GOD, THERE ARE THESE SMILIES IN MY MATH CLASSROOM, AND THEY'RE POSTERS, AND THE POSTERS ARE ALL, "Have a day" and each smiley has a different day, so it would be this smiling old cracked smiley, and in words it would say: "Have an antique day", and there are tons of different smileys. Then there's a "Have a night" poster next to it, and there's this "have a safe night" smiley, where it's smiling and wearing a condom. XD]]

"Selia, we are NOT going to have sex. My gosh. I'm being a good girlfriend and taking him to the nurse because some idiot decided to go banister-sliding." Holly led Fry away, in the general direction of the Hospital Wing.

Selia applauded, but pointed off to the direction of hospital wing. "That was very good, you're not an idiot. She's just jealous cause she doesn't have the guts to do it now. Go. And don't follow them, whatever you do." Then she turned and tried to pull her cat off Eric.

Fluffy tackled Eric to the ground. "He must think you're a girl! Oh- sorry, didn't mean it like that.."

Eric managed to pull the cat off, and hold it with two hands by the stomach. "Bad cat-lion-cub thing!"he cried in a wiped out way, and set it on the floor. "It's okay, I'm getting used to it, now."

Jake suddenly got an idea. "Well... I'm gonna go to the hospital wing... See y'all around..." Jake then leaped onto the banister, slid down, and disappeared off somewhere.

Fry and Holly were long gone.

Selia sat next to her cat and petted him. "Poor baby. Did he reject you? Yeah. It's okay." Fluffy meowed. "I hope that random guy will be okay."

Eric looked down at Selia. "Me too."


Antonio nodded. "It would be cool if he was okay."

"Jeez, now I know how Holly feels, left alone with the idiots." Selia lay down on the stairs, letting Fluffy lay on her stomach. Well, more like use her stomach as a pillow.

For his head. The rest of the body wouldn't fit.

"But I'm not an idiot."

"I beg to differ." Selia patted Fluffy.

"Okay, umm, well, how am I an idiot?" Eric asked curiously.

"You just are. All boys are. It's a fact of life. Although, according to Fluffy, you're not a boy.." Selia grinned.

Eric facepalmed.


Antonio smirked. "Fluffy's mind is screwed on steroids or some creepy spell. Can we really trust him?"

"Yes, we--" Fluffy got up and stomped off, offended. "SHIT! ANTONIO, YOU JUST HAD TO SAY HE WAS SCREWED! GET BACK HERE!" Selia managed to grab the leash before getting pulled up the stairs at the world's slowest speed dragged behind a moving cat ever. "EEEEEEEEEK!"