"OH NO YOU DON'T!" screeched Rachel. She marched right up to him, and stood on her toes, her wand pointing at him squarely in the face.
"I thought you Death Eaters were terrible to begin with, but this?! Does your lot actually lack the DECENCY and RESPECT to leave you two people making love alone?!" she snapped. "You're are completely rude and shallow! If I were You-Know-Who, I would have killed you from the beginning for your lack of manners! How could anyone be so stupid?!"
She then shouted: "AGUAMENTI!" and she shot a large blast of water at him in the face, sending him flying out.
"Of course. Honestly," said Rachel as she changed. "This whole thing would just blow over if someone would just lecture You-Know-Who and his stupid minions. "Go do a forever, and do that for me."
Nicolas buttoned up his shirt, and finger-combed his hair, so he'd at least look like he didn't just have sex before the battle. "Alright. I promise, I'll be okay." He gave her a hug, and a kiss on the cheek, then ran out into the battle, getting swept away immediately by the crowd of students.