a place probably with a tree nearby

"Happy new year," she added before resuming the kiss.

The kiss didn't have much action. They just stood there with their lips together.

It was rather awkward, to say the least.

But they'll soon get the hang of it. Besides, Boris was somewhat leading them along. He had the experience.

And Olivia wasn't about to tip him off as to what exactly she'd been up to in those two years in Amsterdam.

So soon they were making out.

Things became progressively less awkward.

Yes. Progressively. And eventually, they were doing it easily.

Olivia figured out soon enough into the act that she probably would have enjoyed it more had she been inebriated, but there was nothing to be done about that. Oh well.

And soon, Boris pulled up, and sat awkwardly next to Olivia. In absolute silence.

Olivia sat up as well and stared straight ahead, face still rather flushed. After a while, she broke the silence. "Pasta's probably cold by now."

"Who cares," Boris said instantly after her in a monotone.

She pulled her shirt back on; it was long enough to cover most everything. Then the rest. "Don't wake me up." She retreated upstairs.

AND SO EVENTUALLY THEY GET HITCHED BLAH BLAH BLAH THE END

OKAY

boris fucked her and she got pregg0rz

[[THAT WAS BEAUTIFUL *cries buckets of tears*]]

(Brilliant.)

[should we omit this lmao.]

and she didn't abort it because that would cause controversy

[[No, keep this forever and ever.]]

[SWEET]

[[and ever and ever and ever....]]

And Boris would strangle her to put to waste his precious sperm which he injected into her body with his sexual organ of wonder. Which was kindasorta small....... but not as small as his brothers.

[I fucking love this topic]

Olivia didn't care; at least he was hot. Hell, all those people from school were right. That's what really irked her about all of this.

Of course it was about time she finally saw it, after falling in love with a kindasorta vampire garystu thing.

"Hey, love." he said one morning putting his arms around her.

Olivia was trying to list off in her mind all people who'd predicted this. "Hey."

"What's up?" he asked, and sat next to her. He had a bag of chips in his hands and took one and ate it.


[[no refz intended]]