The closet which everyone knows is claimed by Elroy. Except teachers.

[[You friggin forgot Drew, Serenity. And screw Kard. He's a loser.]]

Rachel M. wrote:Nicolas > Max > Elroy > Bore > Krad > Drew > Tanner > Angel.

Sorry Kelsi, Tanner is devoid of any personality whatsoever. -_-

[Discussion over. quit spamming my topic.]

[Angel is not LAST. Angel is much better than Tanner or Krad!

I'm sorry, it's just that I hate Angel. So, I'm obviously biased. -_-

Serenity ran to the closet, swinging open the door confidently.

"Hello, this is Serenity Rosensteel in the what are you wearing to the ball show! Knowing you, it'll be nothing, Elroy, but you deserve to know!"

He was asleep with another H-manga over his face.

Serenity, walking into the closet with an extremely ticked off expression on her face, dress shuffling, picked up the manga and closed it. She threw it as hard as she could at his nose. "WAKE UP YOU FREAK, BEFORE I KICK YOU!" Serenity screamed, kicking his shin as hard as she could. [Family resemblance, anyone?]

"ACK!!" He woke up. The manga had fallen to the floor open at a particularly nasty page... "STOP KICKING ME, WHO-whoah." He stared, open-mouthed. "You look... uh... out of uniform."

Serenity smiled, spinning around and curtseying a slight bit. "Its my Yule Ball dress, see? I'm going with Angel." She bowed, spinning around and around again. "So, what do you think? Is the necklace too much? If you don't give me your opinion, I'll kick you." She said the last sentence with a sweet smile in her face, looking as happy she could be about kicking him.

"You... look... pretty... uh..." He paused. "Pretty damn hot. Yeah." He kicked the book closed with his foot.

Serenity smiled, kicking him with her heel open toe shoe, but swinging her leg a little too hard. She fell backwards through the doorway, screaming slightly, dress fluffing up and nearly covering her up completely, layers upon layers of petticoats all over the place. "DAMN IT, ELROY!! LOOK WHAT YOU MADE ME DO!" She said, attempting to get up. There was a hoop skirt, two sheer layers, and one silk, and then under that she was wearing gym shorts. She finally jumped up, managing to by taking her heels off and putting them back on when she was standing. Then she kicked his other shin.

He laughed, despite his shins hurting. He closed the door.

Serenity kicked the door, hurting her toe. "DON'T BOTHER ME." She said, hopping off on one foot.

Lin knocked on the door in a rather rythum filled pattern. Tap tap hit tap. "Elroy? It's me Lin?"

"Yes?"

"Would you spare a moment of your time for one dance at the Yule? I'm kinda hoping not to have to dance in a group with friends for at least on dance."

"Lin? ... Eh, maybe."

"Well I'll be there you choose to." Lin walked off uncaring if he said yes or no. At least she gave that off with her acting. She really hoped he came. Like REALLLLYYYY/

The same thought ran through his mind over and over.

How the hell could this have happened?

This had never happened before. Ever. And, really, on Christmas Eve? Why, Christmas Eve was one of his most, umm, happening nights!

But [/i]why[/i]?

You may be wondering what the hell he's wondering about.

You may not be.

But yes, the impossible had happened. Well, what seemed impossible to Elroy, anyway.

Yes, boys and girls but mostly girls, Elroy David Illumination had been utterly dissed.

[Oh my God. :o]

(*Puts my hands on my cheeks and moves my head side to side after every word* Oh mee geeeeee!)

Elroy sat there, a look of utter shock and WTF-ness plastered on his face as he pondered why this might have happened. Could she be reporting him to Dumbledore at this very moment? Oh the horror, oh the shame to his family that would cause. No, no, he made them all swear beforehand not to tell anyone or be cursed forever. So, she wouldn't have. I mean, why would any teenage girl want to be morbidly obese for the rest of her life?

Serenity brought Robin down, knocking on his door furiously.

"ELROY! YOU OPEN THIS DOOR OR I WILL CUT OFF YOUR BALLS AND BURN THEM! AND ANY OTHER ORGANS ABLE TO BE CUT OFF! DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?!"

"WHY'RE YOU TALKING ABOUT MY BALLS, SERENITY?"