The closet which everyone knows is claimed by Elroy. Except teachers.

Robin sighed.
"You're doing it the wrong way, Serenity. Or the only way, maybe."

"BECAUSE THERE IS A GIRL OUT HERE WAITING FOR YOU AND UNLESS YOU OPEN THE DOOR YOUR BALLS WILL BE IN PAIN! SO OPEN IT! I AM NOT IN THE MOOD FOR YOUR PERVISHNESS, SO YOU BETTER OPEN THIS DOOR BEFORE I SET IT ON FIRE!" Serenity actually had out her wand, eyes narrowed, and tip pointing at the door, her mouth ready to utter a spell.

"You'd have to touch them to cut them off. For it to be painful anyways. MAGIC DON'T HURT TOO BAD." He laughed.

Robin hid her face in her hands, and rubbed her temples.

"Hehhhhh.... Anyways, what do you want?"

"I WANT YOU TO GET YOUR ASS OUT HERE! NOW! ELROY ILLUMINATION, YOUR FUCKING LAZY ASS, YOU STUPID MANWHORE, I AM SERIOUSLY SICK OF YOU! YOU CAN STAY HOLED UP IN YOUR CLOSET WITH VARIOUS WOMEN, I DON'T GIVE A DAMN! BUT TO LEAVE ROBIN CRUISE DATELESS AT THE BALL, TO CRUSH HER FEELINGS, TO MAKE HER FEEL LIKE SHE'S NOT WANTED, OH MY GOD, I AM GOING TO KICK YOUR ASS! GET OUT HERE! NOW!! AND, TO INFLICT THE MOST PAIN, I WOULD STEP ON YOUR BALLS UNTIL THEY ARE SUFFICIENTLY SMASHED! I HOPE YOU DIE! DIIIIIE! NOW GET OUT HERE AND MAKE ROBIN FEEL BETTER!"
Many profanities above. Highlight at your own risk.
Serenity screamed at the door furiously, about to kill something. or one.

[She got mad. Tee hee. This has only happened once to me in real life.]

He opened the door, staring at her, his mouth hanging open.

Robin was also staring at Serenity.
"Umm..."

"Uh... I never asked Robin... and she never asked me... so, I didn't really... uh..." He seemed to be at a loss for words.

[[Second time for Elroy. ]]


Robin was still staring at Serenity.

She reached out a hand, smacking him as hard as she could, hissing a bit. "Shut up."
Serenity crossed her arms.
"Say what you want. I've had enough of you. So, do something now, or forever shut your std infected mouth. Because when your my brother in law in a few years," Serenity crossed her fingers, hoping for the outcome where she would have to deal with Elroy every holiday. "I will make life a lot worse unless you can prove to me, and Robin, that you have some respect."
She raised an intimidating eyebrow, about to smack him again.

"...Umm, Serenity?"

He leaned on the doorframe, crossing his arms. "..."

"Zip, Robin. That's what I want to hear from you. ZIP." Serenity turned to look at her for a minute, before swishing her head around to glare back at Elroy. "Be respectable for once in your life. Please."

"... Robin?"

"WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO SAY, ELROY ILLUMINATION?! SPIT IT OUT BEFORE I MAKE YOU!" Serenity smacked him on the back of the head angrily.

He reached out and pushed Serenity to the side a bit. "May I escort you to maybe the last dance or so?"

"... It's not STD's. It's STI. They've found out that it's not a Disease, but actualy Sexually Transmitted Infections."

Robin cast a glance to Elroy, as if to say, 'Yes'?

"Oh, sure, I guess so." Robin grinned. Widely.

[aaaaaaaaaaaaand gtg. blarg.]

He half-smiled and nodded. "You wanna go get dressed again or you wanna go like that?"

"Ehm, I'll change. Meet you at the entrance, by the coat stack, okay?"

Serenity smiled, hugging Elroy and Robin both at once happily. "Oooh, Elroy, I won't forget this, thank you! Now, you should know, he's your brother, tonight I went to the ball with him and he kissed me. Now, I'm off. STAY. POLITE. Alright? Goodnight!"

"Okay, mom," he said sarcastically.

[juu, your sig. that vid is weird. o3o]