Clocktower Courtyard

Random First Year #2 started laughing. Like, really laughing. And ran off to go spread the story.

Libby turned red, and reached for her wand, but she had left it in the dorm because it was a Saturday. Joy.

Then, who decided to come up to see.

"Hi Max Hi Libb-WHOAH, WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU GUYS!?"

Max face palmed.

Libby, too, gave herself a facepalm.

Matt ran up to study them. "Are you guys like, stuck together or something?"

"No, e're doin' is cuz it's 'un."

"Well, how are you going to get UNSTUCK?"

"I 'unno. 'Ow ge 'ou the 'ay!"

And so the journey to the hospital wing continues. 8D

Jake was snoozing (YES. HE WAS SNOOZING.) on a bench that was covered in ice.



Antonio was a few benches away, staring coldly at the small pile of snow. He was still extremely furious from before the holidays, and refused to have anything to do with girls. He was FED UP with the stupid love triangle, and how Selia runs off, and everything. He has been on an edge and if anybody tries to set him off, he'll not hesitate to send that guy, or (yes, he's that mad) girl to the hospital wing.

On the other hand, Matt was feeling rather upbeat and happy on this fine winter's day. It was still rather cold, but the snow was fresh and powdery, and it was a clear day. And he was hanging out with his best buddy Sam, who he hadn't seen all of Christmas break. And, he had managed to get a hold of some Dung Bombs from his kind older cousin Max.

In all, today was going wonderful so far.

"Your cousin is THE BOMB, Matt! Ahahaha! Get it? The bomb! Dung bombs! Ahahahahaha!" He began to cough a bit since he had a bit of a cold, and tightened his scarf.

"Yeah! He is! And he's so nice, almost as nice as Nicky! Me and Nicky are rubbing elbows together, you know." he said happily as he lit off another Dung Bomb.

"Oh, what's that mean?" Samuel took one and lit it up also.
"Hey, look, it's Filch, let's throw them at him and run."

"It means we're best buddies. I heard some sixth year in my house say it once. And great! I wanna get back at him for when he yelled at me."

"Alright. At three..." Sam got in some ready position.

"Two..."

"...ONE!" and Matt released the stink bomb.

As did Sam. It smashed Filch in his back, and burst all over into his hair, back, and upper legs. Another one fell at his feel bursting, and splattering him up his front.


Filch, in utter rage, opened his mouth to yell as he spun around, and spat a piece of dung bomb out of his mouth.
"AAAAGH!" he roared, and limped towards the boys.

"RUN!" Sam grabbed Matt's wrist and shot the other way.

Max didn't have any time to even say anything, yell excitedly, or any of that kind of stuff. He just barely gave him a slight nod, and ran with Sam as fast as he could run.

And so they ran as fast as they could. Sam was FAR to scared to be laughing, he had to get the heck out of Filch's sight.

"Lets hide there!" yelled Matt, pointing to an empty and dark hallway nearby. "He won't find us there!"

"Yeah!" Sam cried out and dived into the dark hallway.

And Matt knelt down hiding in a corner somewhere, trying to make himself seem like that he was apart of the hallway. Too bad it wasn't working so well.

Filch entered, and totally saw them.
"YOU TWO! DON'T BOTHER RUNNING AWAY! GET OVER HERE AT ONCE, AND I'LL SETTLE THIS RACKUS."

Matt slowly got up, and walked towards Flich, visibly shaking.

As was Sam.

"Follow me, we'll see what to do with you two."

And they seemed to be walking towards a horrid office.


Sam got closer to Matt, and whispered,
"I heard Filch harasses students in his detentions."