Defence Against the Dark Arts

Fry raised an eyebrow.
"I know who they are, Cealeea."

Karin just wrote down some random answer. XD

Selia yelped. "Your just an insensitive person, aren\'t you, who CAN'T PRONOUNCE PEOPLE'S NAMES! Sea-ill-ee-ah!" She scribbled on the back of the picture angrily.
"SHOVE A CERTAIN TEACHER DOWN THEIR THROAT BEFORE THEY CAN SCREAM
or
USE PROFESSOR LOCKHART AS A WEAPON"
Then she guessed the gayest answers, most of which were right.
She raised her hand, indicating she was done.

Holly knew every answer to the test and wrote the correct answer on the picture. <3 lolnerd.

Fry stared at this test, and raised his hand.
"Proffessor, this is USELESS. We don't care what your eye color is! What do you think we are, stalkers??" He says smartly.

Lockhart looked taken aback, and that superstar glint in his eyes faded.
"Ooo!! We have a little smarty-pants in this class!!!" He walked over, and pinched Fry's nose.
"I'll have to take a point away for that snide remark, kiddo!" he says cheerfully, and laughs. Then he turns around struts off.

Fry clutched his nose revolted. The old fool had just pinched his nose. Who does he think he is???

Serenity Rosensteel wrote:Selia yelped. "Your just an insensitive person, aren\'t you, who CAN'T PRONOUNCE PEOPLE'S NAMES! Sea-ill-ee-ah!" She scribbled on the back of the picture angrily.
"SHOVE A CERTAIN TEACHER DOWN THEIR THROAT BEFORE THEY CAN SCREAM
or
USE PROFESSOR LOCKHART AS A WEAPON"
Then she guessed the gayest answers, most of which were right.
She raised her hand, indicating she was done.

[Rotfl LOCKHART IS A GIRL.]
Selia doubled over laughing. "Ohmigosh, stalkerteacher!!"

Holly stood. "All of you shut up! Professor Lockhart is a kind, caring, brave teacher, and we should all be happy to have him teaching us!" She said. Yeah girl you VOICE that opinion!

Fry glared at this Sealing girl. He did NOT like her. Fry grumbled something about stupid teachers mix well with stupid students, and layed his head in his arms.

Selia attempted to keep a straight face. Really. Hard. "Holly, what's the answer to question four? How many awards have I won?" This should be Defense against the dull celebrity, she thought thickly.

"I'm not telling you the answer!" Holly said, and sat down.

"Nobody knows them but you... Okay, fine, I'll guess." Selia turned in her paper, after guessing answer C) 24, and fell asleep on the desk for the rest of the lesson.

Fry peaked over Holly's shoulder.
"Thx yo." He mumbles, and scrawls it down on his paper.

Holly had the -__- look.

Fry finished, and leaned his elbow against it, oh-so-much like Kelsi.

Selia woke up and tapped Fry and Karin on the shoulder. "Wanna play hangman?" She had out a piece of parchment and a quill, and had already drawn the gallows and blanks.

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Fry smirked.
"Defense against Dark Arts Teacher." he responds, packs his stuff, and dashes out of there.

Lockhart yelled out,
"WAIT!!! WHAT ABOUT YOUR AUTOGRAPHS!!!"

"Screw the autographs, Proffessor!!" Fry responds, laughing, and runs out before anything bad happens.

Selia found this nearly as funny as Luna Lovegood found I must not look like a baboon's backside, but managed to get out of the room, catching up to Karin, Fry, and Holly.

Fry laughed, and saw ASHTON, WHO SERENITY SHOULD BE PLAYING, running after them. He slammed into Antonio.
"Ouch-!" Antonio staggered back, holding his nose, and falls over.
"Ouch- Sorry-" he repeats, trying to get up, but his robe got stuck on a joint on a knight's armor thingy.
Fry winced a bit, then helped Antonio up after pulling the robe out.
"It's ok," he says kindly.
"You found your way did you?" he says again.
Antonio shook his head, groaning.
"It's too big here." he moans out, his nose a bit red from the clash.

Ashton laughed, helping them up. "Nah, it's cool. You have an excuse to skip class!"
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Selia looked sadly at them. "Why can't anyone manage to stay on their feet today? I'm going down to the clock tower, would you like to come Holly, Ashton, Fry, What's his name, Karin?"
Ashton nodded.

Fry shrugged.
"It's the first year's break, so heck- let's do it!" he says cheerfully.
"I'm Antonio. Antonio DiGandi."
Fry gasped.
"Dude, your brother's a loser." Fry says cheerfully.
"I know." he says casually.

Holly tucked her hair behind her ear. "Let's go."

And so they go to clock tower.

"Your brother is mean. He laughed at my shoes." Her shoes are purple sneakers." Selia went off to the clock tower, smiling at them and saying a password she'd gotten from a sixth year [Wolfsbane] at a portrait of a great bearded wizard with pajamas on, and entering the inner workings of the clock mechanisim. She climbed up all the way to the clock face, and looked through it, as it was glass-ish.

Fry followed along with Antonio, back slumped.

Holly followed in the back.