Outskirts Of Appleby, North Lincolnshire

"...What do you mean?"

Olivia blatantly raised one eyebrow, her mouth curving into a lowercase N. "Well, how many is it, now? Five?"

Then Rachel got it. "Three." she muttered, blushing.

"I'd bet you've got one cooking, too. Feeding off of your innards, and that. Why, there won't be anything left."

Rachel rolled her eyes and shook her head. "Olivia, there are women who have over twenty kids and those women are fine. I'm sure I'll be okay if I decide to have a couple more kids... I mean, I would like another little girl."

Olivia chuckled. "You should teach them all to sing and line them up on that staircase. Maybe if some revolution happens..."

"Wait, what are you referencing?" Rachel wrinkled her nose. "The Sound Of Music or something?!"

"Then again, maybe not. You're certainly not any nun."

"And Nick's no Navy general." she agreed.

"He's an Auror. Close enough."

"Yeah, but he lacks the personality of it." she noted, eying Nick who was rolling around and playing with the new puppy on the living room floor.

"That's true..." Olivia looked over at where Rachel had redirected her gaze. "He's been here!?"

Rachel shrugged. "I doubt he even heard, he's too busy with the puppy."

Olivia yawned. "I still say he looks underage."

Rachel wrinkled her nose. "How old does he look to you?!"

She narrowed her eyes and focused on Nick's face for a moment. "Fourteen."

"You're exaggerating!" she exclaimed.

"Not in the least!" she laughed.

"Ohhh... you're just jealous." she said angrily. After all, she had to defend her husband.

"You're kidding."

"You're jealous that Bore isn't a QUARTER of the man that Nick is!"

Olivia shrugged. "Not what you said back in fifth."

Nicolas, while all of this was going down, was rough housing with the puppy, ignoring the women.

"LISTEN UP YOU!" And Rachel began her rant. "All through his school life Nick was teased and picked on by people like you, but that made him a stronger person! He has emerged on top despite his surroundings! And back in seventh year-Nick was starved to death and lacked the basic necessities, dressed up as a girl and had to live like one, than was forced to travel around in these camps, tortured by the Crucio, and than forced to stay in Azkaban where he was almost drained, and than he managed to get out, and guess what happens? He is shoved and kicked around by everyone everywhere he goes, and all he wants is food and a place to stay for the night! Then he finally comes back to the castle, and a couple weeks later, he finds out that I'm pregnant, so he has to stay with me, along with MORE drama! On top of all of this, he hasn't seen his parents OR his sister since seventh year!"

Rachel then marched up to Liv, and leaned into her face, until their noses were half an inch apart.

"And you know Bore is doing this entire this time?! SITTING ON HIS ASS EATING CUPCAKES! Call Nick girly one more time and I will SMACK you!"

Same old Rachel. "Touché." Olivia slowly got to her feet. "To be fair, never said he was girly. I-I was only teasing." Backed towards the door. "And I quite like cupcakes." Apparated away.