Small Cottage

"You're sure about this, huh..." He sighed. "Fine, whatever."

So, they got drunk. And somewhere around that period, Serenity had popped in a VHS tape of the Rocky Horror Picture Show. And, eventually, one of the more risque songs came on. Specifically, Touch-a Touch-a Touch-a Touch me. And, Serenity, being a Rocky Horror Picture Show fan, started to sing along gleefully.

Elroy cracked up laughing. Serenity wasn't all that of a good singer. He found that he couldn't stop; that must've been the alcohol taking effect.

Serenity started laughing too, but kept singing aloud loudly. Halfway through the second chorus, though, she just couldn't stop laughing, and gave up on trying to finish out the song.

"You suck!" he choked out among his laughter. "So... bad!"

Serenity threw a small pillow at him. "What?! At least I tried! I'm better at dancing, to tell the truth. I usually only sing in the shower." She said, still giggling.

Elroy completely succumbed to his gigglefit. Eventually, he couldn't even breathe.

"CPR!" Serenity shouted, starting to giggle again.

"HEIMLICH, YOU DIP!"

Serenity started laughing again, then went over and started punching Elroy's chest, laughing harder herself. "No, I think it's CPR!"

And he futilely tried to block said punches by swatting his hands at Serenity's fists. "Hey, hey! No violence!"

"Aww, you are just so adorable!" Serenity said, giving up on the punches and hugging him. "AWWWwww!"

"We're SO sober right now... you know?"

"Yup!" Serenity said, smiling. "Wait, are you being sarcastic? Because I'm sober! Honestly!"

"So am I!"

Serenity smiled. "I love you, Elroy," She said in a slightly slurred voice. Then, she stuck her face in the middle of his chest, making odd whining noises. "You smell like barns."

Elroy ran a hand through Serenity's hair. "You're weird."

"Says you! You lived in a closet for three years.. Haha, you came out of the closet."

"HA!" he shouted. "Never heard that one before!"

"Really? Ha! I'm clever." Serenity mumbled, still not looking up.

"That was sarcasm." He left a rather long pause between 'that' and 'was'.

"Oh..." Serenity shut up.

"Sing me a song?"

"I don't sing."

"Elroy! You know I don't care. Sing me a song."

"No!"