Serenity's Mom's house.

Kelsi's eyes shown. "Aww, man... It would be awesome."

Serenity's eyes narrowed. "I simply asked you what you were wearing."

"Clothes! If you'd prefer otherwise, though...!"

"Someone has a temper!" Serenity exclaimed, turning a bit pink. "I happen to prefer nothing to THAT, if I must say so. Is that MACARONI?!"

"Amazing that you can see from there!"

Serenity decided to inspect the mask herself, going downstairs and marching up to him, looking furious. "It IS macaroni! On a plate! Where the heck do you think you are, kindergarten!?"

"Some kindergartener's party."

"Elroy, you look like a retard!"

"But we all know I'm not, so it doesn't matter!"

"You're just... You're just impossible!" Serenity crossed her arms and stomped her foot- yes, stomped her foot- like a five year old.

"Kindergarteners! Ahaha, they're so fun!" Elroy strode away to the buffet table. Olivia was in a corner, gagging on that disgusting caviar.

"YOU'RE JUST A STUPID FAILURE! LIKE, GEORGE W. BUSH ON HEROIN AND WHORES!"

Robin went over to Kelsi. "... This dress is even more uncomfortable than that crap I wore to the Yule Ball."

"So?" Kelsi was munching on some weird fig and goat cheese mini tart thing. She seemed to love it, a lot.

"Sooooo, I'm..."

"NO. DON'T GO HOME!"

Rachel was staring off into space, not really thinking about too much.

"...You suck, Kelsi." Robin made her way to Rachel. "Hey, you."

"WHO'S A WHORE?"

"YOUR MOTHER IS!"

"Oh hi!" said Rachel, who's energy suddenly came pumping back into her body. "What's up?"

"MY MOTHER IS A RESPECTABLE TEACHER-LADY!"

"YOUR MOTHER IS A ARSE LICKING, PIMP STUFFED, FLAB BELLY PROSTITUTE!"

"OHMAIGOSH!!" suddenly screamed Rachel, going off exactly like a bomb would go. "WOULD YOU GUYS JUST SHUT UP WITH YOUR MOM JOKES!? THEY MAKE YOU GUYS SOUND SO STUPID!" Rachel turned to glare at Serenity. "How can you call Amanda mature when I mean-just look at yourself!"

"Whoa. You're pretty young to be my mom, honey. Oh, hey, Preacha!

"SHUT THE FUDGE UP, FREAK!" Except, as always, she did not say fudge. "I'm not joking, Rachel! He's absolutely UNBEARABLE! GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!"

[[I COPYRIGHTED THE WORD FUDGE. OLIVIA, STAMP HER FOREHEAD. NOW.]]


Robin was now staring. "... I'm with Rachel. They're so stupid. Can't you two just get along? Dance or something. I don't know. Just... please stop arguing."


Kelsi was trying not to laugh.

"Woo, when did you develop such a vocabulary!"