Defence Against the Dark Arts

"Lavender, not Brown, Mr. Lockhart." Lavender corrected him, then sat back to listen to the lesson.

Max grinned as well. "I once knew a guy who's name was Gilderoy. Did you know that he was actually a guy who bragged way too much and that ruined him? Weird concidence, huh?"

"I heard'a that guy," Lavender said. "He won Most Charming Smile award so many times that people plotted to knock those teeth out. Strange coincidence. Very strange indeed."

Kelsi nodded.
"Yeah, and he thought that his books were classics- when I swear they're just these stories!"

Lockhart broke the chalk.
"..."

"Yeah," said Max who was catching on. "Her really seemed to tell a lot of lies huh?"
"Yeah," said one of Max's friends agreeing with him.

Lockhart spun around with a mad/crazy/p|$$ed off look on his face.
"Anybodyelsewhotalkswillloosehisorherhouse20points."
"Peep," Kelsi whispered.
"TWENTY POINTS OFF OF HUFFLEPUFF!"
"Psh, who cares? Gryffindoor's gonna win anyways..." She slumped into her seat.

"TALK!" yelled Max.

Lavender giggled. "Genau, Kelsi. Exactly. Gryffindor will win the House Cup. D8"

And another twenty points off of Hufflepuff.

"Professor, I'm talking!" called one of Max's friends.

"That's 40 points off, girls. Any more speaking, and you'll ALL have detention. >< now, turn to the first page. We'll read the first chapter."
Kelsi gave a note to Lavender, and whispered,
"Pass down when read."
THE NOTE SAID:
"dude, we SO ruined his day."
OMG THEN THERE WAS A PICTURE OF TWO THUMBS UP XD

Lavender passed the note on.

And Max passed it on to his friends. <3

And his friends passed it, until the whole room had seen it. Then Cara, being the female dog she is, gave the note to Lockhart and said that some horrible being had passed it to her. D:

Lockhart ripped the note to shreds, and it fell to the floor.
"40 points off of Gryfindoor. Whoever dropped this note is SOOO in trouble."
When he said SOOO', he turned his head in circular rotation.

Kelsi burst out laughing.
"Sorry, professor- Just-" she snorted, and hid her face in her arms, shoulders trembling with laughter.
Lockhart scowled.
"ON TO OUR LESSON!"
The bell rang.

Lavender was the first out the door. X3

Max ran out the door red from laughing so much like from the first day of Defense Against the Dark Arts. "Man, isn't that note the truth!" he yelled.

And so Robin entered the classroom and sat down. XD

"Nerve of them, messing up our schedules in the middle of the year..." grumbled Liv, taking a wall seat, seeing as the window seats were already taken.

Robin looked up.
"I agree."

"Oh hi Robin, long time no see."

Rachel came running, and sat down, ready for class. "Hey..." Rachel looked worried. "Kinda scary with all of this going on, huh?"

"Yep. But it WAS Cara..."

"I know, I hate her and all but still, she was PETRIFIED. TURNED TO STONE. At least it wasn't you."

Max came in and (gasp) he wasn't joking around and/or acting like a 'tard with his friends. Today, he seemed to be slightly bewildered, and shocked.

"Ah, I'm a pureblood, I'll be fine."

"So am I, but you still should be greatful that who ever is doing this isn't going after us..."