Train Compartment Number Three

"NEW. TOPIC."

"Yeah, Sere would know..."

"Sere -- -you've -- -!?"

"Shut up, Liv!"

Amanda held her head. "Okay. New topic."

"She has."

"It was only a handjob, okay!? It's not like full on shagged anybody!" Serenity stared at Rachel.

" . .. That sounds like that Austin Powers movie."

Libby squirmed in her seat, sitting up straight. "Well, I got my braces stuck to a guy once. Does that count?"

"No. Weren't you just kissing?"

"I've... uhh... I've been a cheating accomplice. Or whatever."

"What is this our dirty little secrets moment?" Amanda thought for a second. "I've never done anything bad."

"Well, it counts as French kissing, I guess."

"Er kay."

Olivia put a hand on Amanda's shoulder. "Feel proud."

"I'm so average."

"What do you guys wanna do when you get out of school?"

"No, you're better than all of us, even... even though you've had more boyfriends than the rest of us. Like... three?"

"Yes. But Tanner doesn't really count! He wasn't human."

"Yeah, he does."

"Yeah, he does! I've only had one boyfriend. Still have him."

"Oliver was a weird case, Tanner was a ROBOT I TELL YOU a fill in before Wallace, and Wallace is a crush. So only one really."

"Tanner counts. Oliver counts. Wallace, you two are basically official... I've had Cedric, Fonz... that's it."

Serenity started counting on her fingers.

"Eight!" She exclaimed.

"Wallace is a crush! A Serenity, you get around!" Amanda sighed. "Hey guys, I finally figured out what I'm going to do with my life."