Train Compartment Number Three

"I've only had Max..." Libby mumbled, feeling suddenly inferior.

"Good for you, you're faithful!" Olivia smiled.

"I'm writing a book!" Amanda said smiling.

"OH, MANDY, NO! DON'T PERISH TO THE WORLD OF AUTHOR-ISM! Just.. be a stay at home mom. Have kids. Do that with your life. Just don't write.."

Amanda frowned. "Why not? I alrwady have half of it done!"

"Says the whore."

"Ouch. Blunt today, Liv?"

"Steph, don't be mean. I think it's nice to have dreams! Amanda can do whatever she wants!"

"Thanks Lib."

"At least I get guys," Serenity said to Liv, crossing her arms.

"Now, do you get them kindly with personality which love should be about, or for looks?"

"Yep, you get TONS of dick, don't you."

"Well at least I don't get vagina!" Serenity said/yelled back.

Gertrud turned to the conversation. "Dick is good!" she paused. "It... it gets you families."

"WHAT THE HELL ARE WE TALKI ABOUT!?"

"MAYBE LIV COULD TELL YOU."

"... I think I'm going to go cool down." Amanda left.

Olivia stared at Serenity. "... You wanna say that again?"

"Yeah, you know what, I will! Because I'm sick of you calling me a whore, you dyke!"

As soon as she finished that sentence, Serenity got a punch in the face.

"HEY! Knock it off, you two!" Libby yelled, grabbing Olivia by the waist and pulling her away from Serenity.

Serenity put a hand up to her nose- which was starting to bleed- and she whipped out her wand. "Oh, you're going to regret that," she muttered. "Furnunculus!" And a bright purple jet of light shot out of her wand at Olivia.

After all, they're witches!

And thus Olivia suddenly broke out in boils. "AUUUUGH!"

"Eurgh," Serenity said, putting a hand over her mouth. But she quickly pinched her nose again, trying to stop the bleeding.

Libby sighed, and let go of Olivia, leaving the compartment.