Second Floor Hallway

"Yeah, we had lunch together last week, why?"

"Well, you were are freaky about her less than two weeks ago."

"Love is a strange mistress, my friend."

"I think of it more as an it than a she."

"Like you'd know!"

"Have you met love?"

"Have you ever fallen in love yourself, Clyde?"

"... Yes." Clyde say, his tone dramatically dropping.

Wallace's lips curled into a rather mocking grin. "Is that so!"

"...Wallace, what the hell is with that face? I have been in love."

"How come you've never told me?"

"Because, you'd end up trying to coach me in it. It didn't work anyways."

"Who was it?" he asked eagerly.

"Robin Cruise."

"Robin Cruise... Oh, the one you fell on?"

Clyde stood up. "I knew that's what you'd say!"

"I don't know her from anywhere else!"

Clyde sighed, facepalming. "Wallace, I loved her. And she thinks I tried to rape her!"

"Reap?"

"I said ra**."

"You said reap. Whatever, accents, accents..."

"Whatever."

"I'm still hungry, come on." Wallace put the applecore in his pocket and headed for the Great Hall.

"I'm still hungry, come on." Wallace put the applecore in his pocket and headed for the Great Hall.

Clyde followed beside him.